omigod, you guys!

Legally Blonde The Musical

MARGOT:
Dear Elle, He?s a lucky guy.
I?m like gonna cry, I got tears comin out of my nose!
MAD PROPS! He?s the campus catch,
You?re a perfct match,
Cause you both got such great taste in clothes,
Of course he will propose!

SERENA:
Dear Elle, honey mozel-top,
future taking off bring that ring back and show it to me!

PILAR:
Four carets, a princess cut,
Are you phsyced or what?
I just wish I could be there to see?

MARGOT, SERENA, & PILAR:
When he gets down on one knee!

DELTA NU?S:
Omigod!Omigod you guys,
Looks like Elle?s gonna win the prize.
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies.
Omigod you guys!
Omigod this is happening, our own homecoming Queen and King.
Finally she?ll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size,
Omigod you guys!
Omigod!

PILAR:
Okay, everbody signed.
Good now fall in line and we?ll start the engagment parade.

SERENA:
Like candles in single file,
Don?t forget to smile.
Lose the gum kate you look like the maid,
Now prepare to serenade!
Shhh!

DELTA NU?S:
(whisper and slowly get lowder)
Omigod!Omigod you guys,
Looks like Elle?s gonna win the prize.

SERENA:
Shh!

DELTA NU?S:
If there ever was a perfect couple this one quali?

SERENA:
Shh!

DELTA NU?S:
Omigod!

SERENA:
Guys I?m Serious!

A DELTA NU:
Elle and Warner were meant to be!

Not once ever has he hit on me!

SHUT UP!

MARGOT:
They?re just like that couple from titanic,
Only no one dies.

DELTA NU?S:
Omigod!

A DELTA NU:
2, 3, 4?

DELTA NU?S:
Daughter of Delta Nu,
Soon to be fiance?,
Now that a man chose you,
Your life begins today.
Make him a happy home,
Waste not his hard-earned wage,
And so he does not roam,
Strive not to look your age.
Still in your hour of need,
Let it be understood no man can supersead,
Our sacred bond of sisterhood.
Omigod!Omigod you guy?

SERENA:
(spoken) Guys, she?s not here.

DELTA NU?S:
What?
Where is she?
Where could she be?!
OMIGOD!

MARGOT:
Bruiser, where is elle?

BRUSIER:
(Barks)

MARGOT:
She doesn?t have an engagement outfit.

BRUSIER:
(Barks)

MARGOT:
She?s totally freaking out.

BRUSIER:
(Barks)

MARGOT:
She?s trapped in the old valley mill??!?!

BRUSIER:
(Barks)

MARGOT:
O, woops, sorry.
The Old Valley Mall!

DELTA NU?S:
OMIGOD! Mass Emergency!
Don?t take the freeway!
Hey, wait for me!
No one should be left alone to dress
And to acessorize. Omigod! You guys!
OMIGOD!OMIGOD!OMIGOD!OMIGOD!OMIGOD!
ELLE:
(spoken) It?s almost there but?
(sung) This dress needs to seal the deal,
make a grown man kneel,
but it can?t come right out and say bride.
Can?t look like I?m desperate,
Or like I?m waiting for it,
I gotta leave Warner his pride,
So bride is more implied.

SERENA:
(spoken) There she is!

ELLE:
Omigod!Omigod you guys!
All this week I?ve had butterflys,
Everytime he looks at me it?s totally proposealized,
Omigod you guys!
So help me dress for my fairy tale,
Can?t wear something I bought on sale.

SERENA:
Love is like forever,
This is no time to economize.

DELTA NU?S:
Omigod you guys!

SHOPGIRL:
(spoken) Blondes make commission SO easy.
Excuse me miss, have you seen this?
It just came in.
It?s perfect for a blonde.

ELLE:
(spoken) Right, with a half looped-
stitch on china silk?

SHOPGIRL:
(spoken hesistantly) Uhuh.

ELLE:
But the thing is, you cant use a
half looped stitch on china silk it?ll pucker.
And you didn?t just get this in cause I saw it in last May?s VOGUE.

DELTA NU?S:
Omigod! Omigod you guys!

ELLE:
I?m not about to buy last year?s dress at this year?s price.

DELTA NU?S:
Elle saw right through that sales girl?s lies.

ELLE:
(spoken)It may be perfect for a
blonde, but I?m not that blonde.
(sung) I may be in love,
but I?m not stupid, lady I?ve got eyes.

MANAGER:
Omigod! Elle Woods, sorry our mistake.
Courtney take your break.
Just ignore her she hasn?t been well.
Try this latest from Milan go on try it on.
I take care of my best clientel.
It?s a gift from me to Elle!

ELLE:
Omigod! Omigod you guys!
This one?s perfect, and it?s just my size!
See dreams really do come true you never have to comprimise.
Omigod!

DELTA NU?S:
Omigod! Omigod you guys!
Let?s go home before some one cries.
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies.
Cause we love you guys.

ELLE:
No, I love you guys!

DELTA NU?S:
Omigod!

ELLE:
Omigod!

ALL:
Omigod! you guys!
(spoken)OMIGOD!