bend and snap

Legally Blonde The Musical

Margot
You got the pom poms
It's time to shake 'em!
Ready!? ok!
Look at my ass, look at my thighs
I'm cabniet to the guys
They chase my tail
They drool and pant
They wanna touch this but they can't, no!
All the boys want to come and play
Snap my fingers and they obey
Why do they follow me all around all day
Watch me while i walk away
I bend and snap
Feel how hot it's getting
Bend and snap
Then when you got em sweatin'
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
No time man
Candy man
It's the bend and snap

Paulette
Oh that's easy for you to say

Serena
And you!
Girl if you wanna make the team
Make some self esteem

Pilar
The more you jump around and scream
The sexier you seem

Paulette
Sorry girls that ain't how i play
This wouldn't work if i tried all day
I gotta go get my asthma spray
Watch me while i walk away

Serena
No wait before you walk away
Just bend and snap
Look how good your getting
Bend and snap

I'm bet right now you're sweatin'
Spring the trap
And cheer and clap
Show your man come on man
Call the bend...

Elle
Its not the time to over think
Just try it once he'll buy you a drink

Woman
Excuse me would you teach me that?
I'm tired of living alone with my cat

Elle
Sure

Hairdresser
Nowadays i do dye jobs and curls
But here's how we did it in the laker girls

Come on paulette
Look, do it and we'll go away

Paulette
Ok ok ok ok

Girls
Beeeeennnnndd annnnnd snap

Guys
Damn!

Paulette
Hey wait a second when i beckoned
Look how the guys came running
Like i'm

Guys
Kickin'

Paulette
Finger

Guys
Lickin'

Both:
Like i'm frickin'
Wicked stunning

Paulette
Will you pay for stuff i buy?

Guys
Yes!

Paulette
And bake me cake and pie?

Guys
Yes!

Paulette
An hold me when i cry?

Both
Yes!

Paulette
And i will tell you why

All
Why?

Paulette
I'm too rocking to lock away
All the boys come to gawk away
Dropping jaws from a block away
Watching how i walk away

Guys
Love to watch her walk away

Paulette:
I bend and snap
Now look how hot it's getting
Bend and snap
I bet right now you're sweating

All
Spring the trap then cheer and clap

Paulette
I depend on my friend

All
Go paulette!
Go paulette!

Paulette
I depend on my friend

All
Go go go paulette!

Paulette
I depend on my friend called the bend and snap!

All
The bend and snap
The bend and snap
The bend and snap
The bend and snap
The bend and snap
The bend and snap

Paulette
I'm gonna give me some...
Kyle!

Kyle
Paulette, did i leave my stylesse?

All
...and snap!

Kyle
Ahhh!

Paulette
Oh crap!