deck the halls i hate christmas

Zebrahead

Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)
With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)
But there s one thing I d like to say...
Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)

It s time for everybody to have a Christmas party
Everyone but me I ll step outside boycott your office party
No secret Santa for me
Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway

Cuz I don t wanna go, where happy days are snow
I d rather stay where Frosty melts in the sun
July 4 parade
A Lynchburg lemonade
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (Now everybody sing)

Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas I m glad it only comes one time a year

Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping
Everyone but me I ll stay inside
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide I don t wanna go where shopping lines are slow
I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one
A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (Now everybody sing)

Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas I m glad it only comes one time a year

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house
All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout
I woke from my sleep, heard here comes the boom
I knew that Santa would be comin soon
On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen
I yelled shut up ya ll, but they wouldn t listen
And then he came down with his belly of jello
He says where the ladies at cuz I m a real jolly fellow
Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night

Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas I m glad it only comes one time a year

Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas I m glad it only comes one time a year

Cuz I hate Christmas, I m glad it only comes one time a year

Cuz I hate Christmas, I m glad it only comes one time a year