i could get used to this

Shrek - The Musical

Donkey,
Can I just say though, Iââ?¬â?¢m likinââ?¬â?¢ what youââ?¬â?¢ve done around here.
Most people would think of a swamp as a nasty place to live,
but itââ?¬â?¢s amazing on what youââ?¬â?¢ve done on such a modest budget.

Shrek,
Oh, thatââ?¬â?¢s very kind. Maybe theyââ?¬â?¢ll do a feature on me in Better Gnomes and Gardens.

Donkey,
Mmmââ?¬¦

Shrek,
Hey, where yaââ?¬â?¢ goinââ?¬â?¢?

Shrek,
I just wanna take another look around, ââ?¬Ë?cause this place is beautiful!

Shrek,
Oh, no, no, no you donââ?¬â?¢t. The exitââ?¬â?¢s this way! Hey get back here!

DONKEY,
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Okay, okay, yeah
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Okay, okay, yeah

I like that bolder
Those trees are nice
And a mud bath
That is bliss

A big backyard and a body guard
I could get used to this
Uh-huh
Okay, okay!

SHREK,
(Spoken)
Hey, I just straightened up over there!

DONKEY,
The soothing sound of
Those burpinââ?¬â?¢ frogs and
Inalterable habitat

This place may stink
But it beats the clink
I could get used to that
Uh-huh
Okay, okay!

SHREK,
(Spoken)
Out of my onion patch!

DONKEY,
Iââ?¬â?¢ll put my hammock here
And my hibachi there
Iââ?¬â?¢ll put a pool in here
And do my yoga there

We got a nasty ogre here
So you best beware!

SHREK,
(Spoken)
Give me that! Honestly did your mother accidently kick you in the head as a child?
Well? Whereââ?¬â?¢d he go? Oh noââ?¬¦

DONKEY,
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Okay, okay, yeah
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Okay, okay, yeah!

I dig that carpet
And the monster core
Hey, a comfy chair canââ?¬â?¢t miss
I love the look of your
Breakfast nook

I could get used to this
And may I add
Iââ?¬â?¢ve never had
A bachelor pad
I could get used to this

It takes the prize
Itââ?¬â?¢s just my size
They match my eyes
I could get used to this

SHREK,
(Spoken)
You open this door right nowââ?¬¦

DONKEY,
Oh and what is that
A home cooked meal?
Now this is where itââ?¬â?¢s atââ?¬¦

Ug, you know what?
Iââ?¬â?¢m actually gonna order in

Cause there is no stinkinââ?¬â?¢ way
I could get used to thatââ?¬¦

SHREK,
(Spoken)
Alright, you are gonna get it!

DONKEY,
Imaginary friends all my life
They were fun, but just pretend
But I finally found
And actual, true to life, flesh and blood
Certified, genuine, boneified
Best friendââ?¬¦

SHREK,
(Spoken)
Youââ?¬â?¢re pitifulââ?¬¦

DONKEY,
I knew youââ?¬â?¢d understand!

Weââ?¬â?¢ll swap awesome stories here
Weââ?¬â?¢ll make waffles there
Karaoke here
Weââ?¬â?¢ll make prank calls there

Iââ?¬â?¢ll shave your back right over here
And youââ?¬â?¢ll braid my hair
Pedicures once a week
Saturdays hide and seek
Tatter tats
Poker nights
Truth or dare
3 A.M pillow fights

You need a buddy
A loyal pal!
And a side kick
Uh, yep, yaââ?¬â?¢ do!

Weââ?¬â?¢ve only met just miles
And yet
Iââ?¬â?¢ve gotten totally used to you
Uh-huh
Okay

Cause Iââ?¬â?¢m here
Iââ?¬â?¢m here to stay
Iââ?¬â?¢m here to stay
I believe
Iââ?¬â?¢m here to stay

So where do I sleep?

By Perna!