tribute to ronald weird mcdonald s rap

Pink Guy

I got a story that ll waggle your eyes
I got a burger and a thingy of fries, I think we disguise
Our lives when we speak, but we show it with what we eat
We defeat eternal demons with heaps of internal shitty meat
Ronald had a dream when he was sucking his mom s titty
He wanted to palm cities, rockin his fall hoodie
In this heat? Nah man, he ain t no clown
He don t need another guardian to hold the fucking place down
Ronald, I never got to say thank you
If you caught me at a Kfc, I never meant to hurt you
I tore down a thousand Burger Kings for talking shit
Have em lost for words on some Stephen Hawking shit
This cancer s got these little kids biting lips
If burgers kill then fuck it, I m gonna die from it
I ll fucking die for you Ronald, I hope you understand
Avoid beef and I m taking your ass to Pakistan
See if Ronald Mcdonald would have to run a bottle shop
Ronald would unload a couple shots on these fucking cops
See Mcdonalds is the finest china quality
That make your legs wobble a lava lamp holding Socrates is
Less post modern than Ronald, cuz in a thousand years
You and I ll be gone but the patties keep flipping
The chicken is still delicious, the living expense is limitless
So why the fuck you eating salad, bitch?
See back in 48 was when I heard of this magic place
When the atom bomb crushed a small country in it s natural state
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
And reeled in any American chains with exceptional taste
But...

They don t understand