99 problems bc rock mix

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If you re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain t one
Hit me!
99 problems and a bitch ain t one!
If you re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain t one

I got a hoe from the East, I got a hoe from the West
Got a hoe that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a bitch from the North, I got a bitch from the South
I got a bitch that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with an ass big as a TV set
And there s a bitch over there
Hey, the one I m gonna get but yo but maybe not!
She might not like me, though
No sweat to a vet, I ll rock her sister, though, word
I ll rock the whole damn herd
Fuck em all and leave em on the curb
I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
Who likes to fuck me with her ass upon the kitchen sink
I got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
A bitch with none, but hey, I give her a pass, and I love them all!
I love them crazily, and they love me back
That s why they stay with me!

So if you re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain t one
Hit me!
99 problems and a bitch ain t one!
If you re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain t one

I got a bitch that s old, a bitch that s new
A bitch who loves velvet and the colours blue
I got a bitch that s fat, a bitch that s built
A bitch who all the titties give powdered milk
I got a bitch who s funny, a bitch who ain t
A bitch that can sing, a bitch who can t
I got a bitch who loves fucking on an airplane
I even got a bitch off Soul Train
I got a bitch who rolls rag top Benz, long ends!
I got a bitch who s broke as a bum
But she s the most fun!
I got a bitch that plays piano, a bitch who don t
A bitch that dances naked, a bitch who won t
A bitch who s short, a bitch who s tall
A bitch who burns my phone out with priority calls

And I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, that s why they stay with me
So if you re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain t one
Hit me!
99 problems and a bitch ain t one!
If you re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain t one

I got a bitch that loves the G
She ll fuck you right after she fucks me
I got a bitch that loves boats
I got a bitch that loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a bitch that s fast, a bitch that s slow
A bitch that s a virgin, and a bitch that s a hoe
A bitch that lies, a bitch that s true
A bitch who s a man, because y all bitches too!
I got a bitch that s cool, a bitch that s hot
A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
A bitch who s lost, and one who knows where it s at
She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
I got a bitch that runs, a bitch that walks
A bitch that yells, a bitch that talks
A bitch that s dirty, a bitch that s neat
A super fine bitch that I knocked at the swap meet

And I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, that s why they stay with me
So if you re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain t one
Hit me!
99 problems and a bitch ain t one!
If you re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain t one