if i didn t have you bernadette s song

The Big Bang Theory

If I didn t have you
life would be blue
I d be Dr. Who
without the TARDIS

A candle without a wick
A Watson without a Crick
I d be one of my outfits
without a d*ck-ie

I d be cheese without the mac
Jobs without the Wozniak
I d be solving exponential equations
that use bases not found on your calculator
making it much harder to crack

I d be an atom without a bomb
a dot without the com
and I d probably still live with my mom

[All:] And he d probably still live with his mom

Ever since I met you
you turned my world around
You supported all my dreams
and all my hopes

You re like uranium-235
and I m uranium-238
almost inseparable isotopes

I couldn t have imagined
How good my life would get
From the moment that I met you
Bernadette

If I didn t have you
Life would be dreary

I d be string theory
without any string

I d be binary code
without a one

A cathode ray tube
without an electron gun

I d be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon
I d speak a lot more Klingon, Heghlu meH QaQ jajvam***

[All:] And he d definitely still live with his mum

Ever since I met you
you turned my world around
You re my best friend
and my lover

We re like changing electric
and magnetic fields
You can t have one
without the other

I couldn t have imagined
how good my life would get
From the moment that i met you
Bernadette

[All:] Oh we couldn t have imagined
how good our lives would get
From the moment that we met you
Bernadette