dick almighty

2 Live Crew

Interlude

What the fuck is yo name mutha fuckaââ?¬¦ââ?¬¦.

Long Rodââ?¬¦..

Fat frankââ?¬¦ââ?¬¦

Stiff Peterââ?¬¦stiff, stiff peter

Iââ?¬â?¢m gonna let you guys in on a private personal part of my life, and ladies listen upââ?¬¦..I may just save your relationship

They took a dick from California, transplanted that mutha fucka to Washington DC and it fucked the nationââ?¬¦.

An answerââ?¬¦an answerââ?¬¦ââ?¬¦ââ?¬¦ and my latest thrill is to bust my nuts in a bitchââ?¬â?¢s mouth

CHORUS:
That Dick Almighty ââ?¬¦allââ?¬¦almighty, that Dick Almightyââ?¬¦..allââ?¬¦almightyââ?¬¦.that dickââ?¬¦ââ?¬¦ââ?¬¦ââ?¬¦ââ?¬¦ââ?¬¦almighty

Dick Almightyââ?¬â?¢s of no surpriseââ?¬¦itââ?¬â?¢ll fuck all the bitches
All shapes and size

Sheââ?¬â?¢ll climb a mountain, even run the block
Just to kiss the head of this big black cock

Heââ?¬â?¢ll tear the pussy open cuz its satisfaction, the bitch wonââ?¬â?¢t leave its fatal attraction.
Dick so powerful sheââ?¬â?¢ll kneel and pray, awaiting her time hoping soon to slay

That dickââ?¬¦.will make a bitch cry, when fuckin a bitch thatââ?¬â?¢s tight inside
That dick ââ?¬¦.has got a spell on you, once it gets inside youââ?¬â?¢ll act a fool

That dickââ?¬¦.will make a bitch act cute, suck my dick bitch and make it puke
Jump up on it, grab it like you want itââ?¬¦
If you could wear a dickââ?¬¦bitch, you would flaunt it

CHORUS

Bitches are the oneââ?¬â?¢s thinkin dicks get soft, they fuck one time and they got off
Thinkin its slick just to ride the dick, theyââ?¬â?¢ll make a nigga cum and then heââ?¬â?¢ll quit?

But not the long oneââ?¬¦I wonââ?¬â?¢t play that shit, put her ass in the buck and kill the clit
Its 15 inches long, eight inches thickââ?¬¦last name almighty first name is dick

That dickââ?¬¦is a mutha fucka, I cant be pussy whipped by a dick sucka
That dickââ?¬¦will drive a bitch crazy, bitches wanna fuck when your tired and lazy
That dickââ?¬¦sometimes costs you money, donââ?¬â?¢t be blamed for a child thatââ?¬â?¢s not yours dummy.
That dickââ?¬¦is a greedy bitchââ?¬â?¢s dinnerââ?¬¦.I let a bitch feed before I go up in her

CHORUS

Bitches go crazy at the all night fuck, starting from the back then to the buck
Since a good dick is hard to find, I kill that pussy then fuck your mind

Bitches like the dick just claim defeat, forget the salad just eat my meat
They pay big dollars cuz they donââ?¬â?¢t dumb freaks, to spend time with the Dick the Almighty

That dickââ?¬¦will make ya cheat on yo man
Make you so freaky and hot in the ass
That dickââ?¬¦will make ya hurt yourself
When you donââ?¬â?¢t have dick youââ?¬â?¢ll finger fuck yourself
That dickââ?¬¦.is an awful thing but you bull-dykin bitches are fuckin up the game, rubbin belly to belly and skin to skin, fuckin like hell but aint no dick going in

CHORUS

OUTRO
When a women is about to grab my private personal partsââ?¬¦ââ?¬¦I want her to grab my private personal partsââ?¬¦ââ?¬¦grab my private personal parts

This record is dedicated to all you gals who donââ?¬â?¢t appreciate us men enoughââ?¬¦
A Hard man is good to findââ?¬¦..a hard man is good to find