son of a fridge

Tankard

An icy wind blew the day i was born
The snow feil heavily my hopes all seemed forlorn
They threw my life into a chilling cold world
Devoid nfchances still the wheel of fortune twirled

Never! i will defy! i will fight til the day thatl die!
They say im in a jam now i say: life s no apple pie!
Mama ? a nasty mall
Daddy was a ham-acting clod
Caught up in a mental deep-freeze
I surely had to beat the adds!

Wanna be the top banana
Now i m just a rotten egg
Cut the mustard, be the big cheese
For your crumbs i ll never beg

Desperate ? what could i da?
Found that switch deep inside o my soul
One flick shifts my condition
Alters me frnm prey tn cnnl

That s why they call me
A son of a fridge
Father s a freak and
My mother a bitch
Dan mess around with
The son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and
As mean as a bitch

Cheese it! you bloody fool!
Stand aside or i ll flick the switch
You re a beer short to a six-pack
Don t mess with the son of a fridge
Hey, girl! you look so cute!
You break my heart and i can t resist
Why do you turn away now?
Tell me why do you look so pissed?

Cause i am the top banana
Surely l m a rotten egg
Cut the mustard, l m the big cheese
For your crumbs i ll never beg
Freeze you! i press the key
I start trembling then i cease to move
Feels like a god-damn brain-freeze
Tricked myself, me nerdy goof

That s why they call me
A son of a fridge
Father s a freak and
My mother a bitch
Dan mess around with
The son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and
As mean as a bitch

That s why they call me
A son of a fridge
Father s a freak and
My mother a bitch
Dan mess around with
The son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and
As mean as a bitch