pavlov s dawg

Tankard

I m not a fiend of booze-evoked pleasures
I love beer, whisky and gin
Every swallow lifts up my high spirits
Sip by sip it s pulling me in
After a while the procedure would alter
The cap goes up and I m instantly drunk
One sound, yet I m happy
Paradise by the opening plunk

Hear the bottle open
It takes me away
Can t control my body
So I must obey

I hear the fizz, I hear the plopp
And it occurs to me, I am Pavlov s dawg
I hear the fizz, I start to drool
And it occurs to me, I am Pavlov s fool

My life is great, the parties come easy
What s this curse fallin on, on me?
Bottle opens, I m starting to tumble
Feeling numb, my eyes just won t see
I m getting sick by the sound of a bottle
My head explodes by an opening can
I got one hangover
Party s over before it s begun

Hear the bottle open
It takes me away
Can t control my body
So I must obey

I hear the fizz, I hear the plopp
And it occurs to me, I am Pavlov s dawg
I hear the fizz, I start to drool
And it occurs to me, I am Pavlov s fool

Hear the bottle open
It takes me away
Can t control my body
So I must obey

I hear the fizz, I hear the plopp
And now I know for sure, I am Pavlov s dawg
I hear the fizz, I start to drool
And now I know for sure, I am Pavlov s fool

I hear the fizz, I hear the plopp
And now I know for sure, I am Pavlov s dawg
I hear the fizz, I start to drool
And now I know for sure, I am Pavlov s fool