myevilfart

Tankard

Hey boss! Your Party s cool
Another year so let s start drinking
Excess! The alcohol flows
Your birthday is a night for sinners

My bladder s full
Need to take a killer piss now
I can t, can t hardly walk
Gotta find a wall to mark now

I went to pee, and passed some gas
My rectum is evil, I ve just burnt my ass

[Chorus:]
My evil fart! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power! My evil fart
My evil fart! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power! My evil fart

Here comes my friend
With a raging pole to empty
Nice, right next to me
Wretched wind right up his nostril

My friend got sick, he had to puke
My ass had the power, it wasn t a fluke

[Chorus:]
My evil fart! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power! My evil fart
My evil fart! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power! My evil fart

The job was done
I went back home really happy
Still unable to walk
Hit the hay but then I blew more

People-a lesson learned
A lot of beers and you ll start stinking
Eat beans-and that s how it goes
Make people spew and be a winner

[Chorus:]
My evil fart! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power! My evil fart
My evil fart! Methane is a form of might
In the burning flame of power! My evil fart