tramp the original version

Salt-n-pepa

* the original version

What d ya call me?

[Yo, yo, D, yo, check out them girls over there, man
?? ready, you down? Let s roll on em
You wid it? Come on, let s do it
Hey-a, yeah, my name s Hurby Luv Bug this is my man D
We re checkin y all out, we know y all were checking us out
So we said hey, what the hell, just roll on over but...
Y all wanna come down over to the crib?
A little place I got over there in the Hills
Ya know, fat jacuzzi...we can get busy]

Homegirls, attention you must pay
So listen close to what I say
Don t take this a simple rhyme
Cuz this type of thing happens all the time
Now what would you do if a stranger said hi?
Would you dis him or would you reply?
If you answer there is a chance
That you d become a victim of circumstance
Am I right, fellas? Tell the truth
Or else I m-a have to show and prove
You are what you are, I am what I am
It just so happens that most men are...

Tramp (What d ya call me?)

[Mmmm-hmmm, babe, I ain t gonna lie - you look good
I know it - I look good, too
But why don t you and me and my dog
Go do the do]

Have you ever seen a dude who s stupid and rude?
Whenever he s around he dogs your mood
I know a guy like that, girl
He thinks he s God s gift to the world
You know that kind, excited all the time
With nothing but sex on the mind
I m no stunt, on me he can t front
I know the real deal, I know what they want
It s me (Why?) Because I m so sexy
It s me (What?) Don t touch my body! (Boy!)
Cuz you see I ain t no skeezer
But on a real tip I think he s a...

Tramp (What d ya call me?)

[Huh, what? Hey, whoa, wait a minute...
It s not what it looks like, baby, just chill
Wait a minute, where you goin ?
I m tryin to tell you it ain t exactly...
Look, what are you doin with that bat?]

On the first date he thought I was a dummy
He had the nerve to tell me he loved me
But of course, I knew it was a lie, y all
He undressed me with his eyeballs
Trying to change the whole subject
Cuz everything he said pertained to sex
So I dissed him, I said, You s a sucker!
Get your dirty mind out the gutter
You ain t gettin paid, you ain t knockin boots
You ain t treating me like no prostitute
Then I walked away, he called me a teaser
You re on a mission, kid - yo, he s a...

Tramp (What d ya call me?)

[Yo, baby, come here for a second
I ain t your baby, tramp
You sick little...
Oh yeah? Your sister]