sexistential

Robyn

Fuck an app, I need me some IRL
I m on the clock, just give me your ASL
Fuck a Plan B,
Baby, it s no big deal
I m already ten weeks in maternity
Fuck a single mom, I m not judgmental
In my sweatpants and some juicy Hentai
Fuck a therapist, it s not mental
I need philosophy, this shit is sexistential

So I was about to go have a kid on my own
And then my doctor said,
Now, Robyn, who would be your dream donor?
Well, Adam Driver always did kinda give me a boner
She like,
Yeah, wasn t he great in Don t Mess With The Zohan?

I-I-I-I like, I like to go out, wear something nice and push
This shit is existential
I like to go out, wear something nice and push
It s existential

Fuck an app
Fuck a single mom (Shit is existential)
Fuck a Plan B, baby
Fuck a therapist
Shit is ex?

I ve been on Raya while on IVF
PTSD from all the tests
Hormonal rants on IG
Scrolling my feed while breastfeeding
Spent too much on Etsy
Expensive shit I don t need
Bossy, bad and bougie
Like push, push, hold it, breathe

I like, I like to go out, wear something nice and push
This shit is sexistential
I like to go out, wear something nice and push
Shit is existential

My body s a spaceship
With the ovaries on hyperdrive
Got a whole universe inside
That exists in between my thighs
Do I have a consistent will
To persist and finish this ride?
My babymaker s got twenty in the clip,
Ready to fire

Fuck an app
Fuck a single mom
Fuck a Plan B, baby
(Babymakers, ma-ma-ma-makers)
Fuck a therapist
I like to go out, wear something nice and push
Shit is sexistential
I like to go out, wear something nice and push
This shit is existential