a love song from a different point of view

Jimmy Buffett

Okay
I really do appreciate the fact you re sittin here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But yer face don t look too clear
Bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o brew
Alright let s here it&quot
Why (don t we get drunk and screw)
You re on the record!

Chorus
Why don t we get drunk and screw
I just bought a water bed, it s filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey I don t think that s true
So, why don t we get drunk and screw

I can t wait for em to put that label
on my live album. You re sounding
absolutely wonderful out there, but we have invited
the all girls choir from Lima, Ohio down here
and we can t here them too well now
We d like all of you gentlemen out in the audience
to just sorta take a break, sit back
and let s let these beautiful women of the Nineties
tell us how they feel about it. Ladies are you ready?
On the count of four. One, two, three, four

Why (don t we get drunk and screw)
Whoo yeah!
I just bought a waterbed it s filled up with Elmer s glue
They say you are a snuff queen
Let s see what all you macho men can do
Why (don t we get drunk and screw)
Oh yeah
Why don t we get drunk and screw
I think we better work this out amongst ourselves
Why don t we get drunk and screw, ooh yeah