dirty sanchez

Ghoultown

Better hide your women cuz heââ?¬â?¢s ridin into town
His hair is dark and his skin is saddle brown
He takes to a lady like a tiger by the tail
He commands the badlands and he kicks the dusty trail

He packs a 45 itââ?¬â?¢s long and lean and mean
Heââ?¬â?¢s got the spit of snuff streamin from his teeth
You bet your bottom dollar heââ?¬â?¢s your backdoor man
They call him dirty sanchez if he knocks
Donââ?¬â?¢t let him in

Chorus:
Dirty sanchez

One day in monterrey he met a butcherââ?¬â?¢s wife
She loved chorizo all loaded with spice
Sanchez nodded once and he slipped into the back
Like good olââ?¬â?¢ lizzy borden gave her 40 f**kin whacks

Baby baby itââ?¬â?¢s your lucky day
Heââ?¬â?¢ll work you over like an artist works with clay

His father was a painter his mother was a whore
He had an eye for art but heââ?¬â?¢s rotten to the core
Some say a twisted picasso, a don juan he ainââ?¬â?¢t
But he always leaves his mark on his loverââ?¬â?¢s face

Zorro used his sword for doing better deeds
He freed the poor people by carving out his zââ?¬â?¢s
Not dirty sanchez