road rage with dem jointz sly pyper

Eminem

[Part I]

This rap shit divided by panty lines, mm
Which side are you on? (Pussy)
Social media got you fuckin in pantomime, damn
Why that line so long? (Rookie)
I m just caught up in the rapture, tryna be a rap star
I hope I make it out alive (Alive)
I m a master at masquerading
and actin like I ain t faded
only I can see through my disguise

Yeah, I walk around more confused
than my aunt Linda s man-friend
A black transgender Klan member (What?)
Who s a Caitlyn Jenner fan and a (What?)
Member of Grindr and Tinder
Head empty as an empty abandoned a? (Yeah)
Partment while I m dancing a?
Round all these names and labels
that I can t memo? (What the fuck?)
Rize, now my antennaes
Are up on this PC shit, I m finna
Go out on my shield like Captain A? (What?)
Merica, transcender

I m the god of façade (Woo)
Give me a road rage reason
To black the fuck out
and roll with the heathens
Road rage, vroom, vroom, vroom, and I m speedin
Fuck that red light, I m tryna get even

Yeah, how could I say some shit so mean? (Damn)
They re tryna make my mouth closed
like it s clothing (What?)
It s what it is though, but this is show biz, so things
Ain t never really truly over til Lizzo sings
(Like I won t say that)
We should coddle fat people (Yeah), yeah
here s a concept (What?)
Let s celebrate onset (Yeah)
Diabetes and instead of us dieting
we can just have a pie-eating contest (Delicious)
And we should be extra nice (What?)
Instead of honest (Yeah)
And instead of exercise (What?)
It s easier to find a triple-X your size
And try to press society to change
so you don t have to change
Pick up a way to eat less
them fries make your blood pressure rise
As it starts increasin
All that starch and grease and
Clogged arteries and
These are the reasons
For your heart disease and
Can t tie your shoes (Why?)
it s too hard to reach em (Shit)
But the way things been (With what?)
With today s thinking (Yeah)
We should baby them (Why?)
Instead of shaming them (Oh)
But enabling can (Yeah)
Do more harm than good, so call me Abe Lincoln
Cause I ll be honest, I can flip in a blink and
All I need is one
little road rage reason
Yeah, blah, blah, blah, I m the

I m the god of façade
Give me a road rage reason
To black the fuck out
And roll with the heathens
Road rage, vroom, vroom, vroom, and I m speedin
Fuck that red light, I m tryna get even

Yeah, all my obese people
if you re fat, proud, and you know it (Hey)
Raise your hand if you re shovin food
in your mouth at this moment (Mmm)
But if you re mad
cause they re clownin you
for poundin them donuts (What?)
Put em down
and either do somethin about it or own it

Okay, here we go
Wait, what are you doin ?
Fuck s it look like I m doin ? (What? Nah)
Dyin our hair
No, stop, stop, ow
Shut the fuck up
You re never gonna?
I said, shut the fuck up
Trust me, I know what I m doin
Yeah

So transgender rights, where do I stand? Oh (Uh)
I m all for em
I really am pro (Nah, for real)
But intercourse with you (What?), would I have? No (Nope)
I m just bein honest (Yeah), now I m an asshole (Ho)
Call me a transphobe (Really? Yeah)
cause I just can t go (What?)
And try and pretend you was never a man though (Sorry)
I mean, damn, bro (Yeah), it s just the way I feel (Uh)
But if I say it will (Mm), it get me cancelled (Yup, shit)
My music get banned (What?), or can it withstand? (No)
This shit is quicksand (Help), man
I m just sayin (Ha)
I gotta participate for us to co-exist? Damn
I gotta memorize pronouns of a cis man? (Really?)
How come can t we just show solidarity
with a wristband? (Or somethin like that, you know?)
And this ain t even a diss, trans
People, my dick just won t expand
Them tits won t make it stand
But Caitlyn, big fan (No, wait)

[Part II]

Oh, you want me to fuckin chill
and tone this shit down, huh? (Yup)
That s Shady speaking his mind
like it was his mouth, huh?
You wish he d grow up
and not be so juvenile, huh?
Cash Money Records
this shit s about to go south, huh?
You feelin stupid now, huh?
Old Slim would ve told em to put a lid on it
like a toilet bowl rim
Hat with the low brim
I m in the blue corner (What?)
white trunks with the gold trim
They bet that I won t win (Yup)
Guess you really showed them (Ha)
Became the best and I made it (Yeah) like Adult Swim
Yeah, but you pick on handicapped people with no limbs
Well then, fuck you, Chris Reeves
and the horse that he rode in

Bitch