i am so much better than you at everything

Darren Criss

[Intro]
I am so much better than you at everything

[Verse 1]
You put on pants one leg at a time
But I'm already wearing pants
(And they're perfectly tailored)
You get your baked goods from the mall
But all of mine, they come from France
(That's a country in Europe, from a shop you'll never find)

[Pre-Chorus]
We, we were born
To be different
I mean literally, when I was born
I got more than you were given
(So it's not my fault, you can't be mad when I say)

[Chorus]
I am so much better than you at everything, everything
I am so much better than you at everything, everything

[Verse 2]
You look into your mirror
But my mirror only looks at me
(My mirror wants to bone me, but it can't 'cause it's a mirror)
You keep on doing push-ups
While I get buff eating mac 'n' cheese
(With overpriced lobster and truffle 'cause I'm worth it)

[Pre-Chorus]
Some people say
I'm a genius
(Which comes from the Greek word for Latin)
And other people will say
Yeah, they're right, I'm in fact a fuckin' genius
(I'm not saying I'm a god, but I'm not saying I'm not a god)

[Chorus]
I am so much better than you at everything, everything
I am so much better than you at everything, everything

[Bridge]
And even when you sneeze
God blesses me, he blesses me
And even when you sneeze
God blesses me, he blesses me, he blesses me

[Chorus]
I am so much better than you at everything, everything
I am so much better than you at everything, everything
And it's not that I'm superior
It's just that you're inferior
You can try and try, but
Trying's useless, just give up
You know the truth is
I am so much better than you at everything, everything

[Outro]
Everything