trick skit feat haitian v

Cardi B

Haitian V: Wha- come one man!

Cardi B: Yo, what is your problem? Why you knocking on the door like that? You know my uncle on the run. You - I thought you was the police

Haitian V: Cardi, why you keep me waiting like that all the time? The garbage man - they - they asked me if I live here, I say no. Why you leave me outside like that?

Cardi B: You see that s why I told you I m only available before 8pm. Before the stores closing. When you gonna take me shopping again? Like I keep wearing the same outfit over and over again. Look at my nails, look at my toes like

Haitian V: You need your nails done, I give you the money. You want your toes done, I give you the money. You want your hair - I go to Malaysia to get it for you. No problem. The diamonds in your fingers. You don t know who help me get that. Leonardo Dicaprio from Blood Diamond help me to get that for you. They tell Beyonce and Kim Kardashian - they say listen it s only one and it has to go to Haitian for him to give it to his girlfriend

Cardi B: Nobody tell you to do all that. You coulda - you coulda went to Foredom. You coulda went to Foredom and get a goddamn ring

Haitian V: Let s stop this - this garbage foolishness. Okay baby?

Cardi B: What I told you about calling me baby? Like don t call me baby. I don t like when you call me baby like you just make us look crazy in public, like stop calling me that. Stop calling me that

Haitian V: Cardi

Cardi B: Don t call me baby

Haitian V: Cardi, why you talking about I can t call you baby? What I m supposed to call you? Homie

Cardi B: F*cking

Haitian V: Nigga? I don t know what I m supposed to call you

Cardi B: I m a f*cking punch him. This is why I need another one

Haitian V: Baby, what you grumbling to yourself like that? I buy you I pay the rent. I pay your cell phone, not even my cell phone

Cardi B: Alright, alright!

Haitian V: I treat you good, I buy you eh stuff

Cardi B: Oh my God!

Haitian V: And then you treat me like garbage baby

Cardi B: I already told you already, because you s a you s a