Heathers The Musical

dead girl walking

The demon queen of high school
Has decreed it
She says Monday, 8 am
I will be deleted
They'll hunt me down in Study Hall
Stuff and mount me on the wall
Thirty hours to live
How shall I spend them?

I don't have to stay and die like cattle
I could change my name and drive up to Seattle
But I don't own a motor bike
Wait, here's an option that I like
Spend these thirty hours getting' freaky
Yeah!

I need it hard
I'm a dead girl walking
I'm in your yard
I'm a dead girl walking

Before they punch my clock
I'm snappin' off your window lock
Got no time to knock
I'm a dead girl walking

J. D
Veronica?
What are you doin' in my room?

Veronica
Shh
Sorry, but I really had to wake you
See, I've decided
I must ride you 'till I break you
'Cause Heather says I gots to go
You're my last meal on Death Row
Shut your mouth
And lose them tighty whiteys
Come on!


Tonight I'm yours!
I'm your dead girl walking
Get on all fours
Kiss this dead girl walking
Let's go, you know the drill
I'm hot, and pissed and on the pill
Bow down to the will of a dead girl walking

And you know, you know, you know
It's cause you're beautiful
You say you're numb inside
But I can't agree
So the world's not fair?
Keep it locked out there
In here it's beautiful
Let's make this beautiful!

J. D
That works for me!

Veronica
Yeah!
Full steam ahead
Take this dead girl walking

J. D
How'd you find my address?

Veronica
Let's break the bed
Rock this dead girl walking

J. D
I think you tore my mattress!

Veronica
No sleep tonight for you
Better chug that Mountain Dew

J. D
Okay, okay!

Veronica
Get your ass in gear
Make this whole town disappear


J. D
Okay, okay!


Veronica
Slap me, pull my hair
Touch me there and there and there
But no more talking!

J. D
Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey!
Yeah, yeah!


Veronica
Love this dead girl


J. D
Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Wait, wait!


Veronica
Love this dead girl


Veronica & J. D
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

J. D
Ow!

Veronica & J. D
Yeah!