MELHORES MÚSICAS / MAIS TOCADAS
the lonely island - sax man
Wellllll he was the Sax Man from the state of Tennessee
First set in with the band at the ripe old age of three - we told
And when he blew into that horn all the people gathered 'round
Club manager jumped right up and said "Boy I gotta have that sound!"
Scream "Hallelujah Lord!", I said the Sax Man's got my soul
Everybody gotta move their feet, when the Sax Man started to blow
Now blow it Sax Man!
{*farting saxophone sounds*}
Mmmmmm'kay he's a little shy, but his genius cannot hide
Cause when the Sax Man starts to win he gonna take you on a ride
Take it Sax Man!
{*two saxophone notes*}
Ow! Take it Sax Man!
Okay he'll be right with you folks!
All right, Sax Man, that's my fault, I put you on the spot
But now you're all warmed up and this-a next one's gonna be hot
Kick it Sax Man! (C'mon!)
{*one bad note*}
(What the fuck are you doing!!)
{*another bad note*}
Haha, okay! Why don't we have a little inspiration now
You know this game, Sax Man!
Repeat after me
Here we go, and..
Shibbidy bop bop, buda bop bah {*one note*}
Dip dip di-dip, dip dip di-dip dip {*two weak notes*}
Arrip da di-dip, bop ba-doo-doo day-day {*no sound at all*}
Fuckin play somethin Sax Man! {*pause.. one weak note*}
Okay, movin on!
Sax Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan~!
Sax Man!
the lonely island - 3-way
Your mom says, "hi" - jinx!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah no no
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Summertime in the city
And everybody's having sex
You know I just got a page from a girl
That I met last week at the Payless
Shoe stores
I also have a cutie to call
Who likes the way I knock on her boots
Well let's help them back
Let's handle that
In two-to-six hours
We'll meet back here and regroup
Now let's shoop
Roll up to her crib with some Bartles & Jaymes
Hop off the bus with the Alizé
Now hold up player, whatchu diggity-doing here?
I should diggity-ask you the same
And she sang
"Hey, boys I want you both
I hope that you think that's cool
(say word?)
I know most guys will freak together
She forgot about the golden rule - a huh huh"
It's ok when it's in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
The area's grey in a one, two, three-way
Normally, I don't get down with dudes
But tonight is a special exception (great)
See you're my best friend
Through thick and thin
Now it's time to make a triple connection
Lights off
Here in the dark (here in the dark)
It's so hard to tell (so hard to tell)
Where her body ends (la la)
And my homie's begins (ew wee)
This rule dates back (the golden rule)
To ancient Greece (takin' about Cesar)
We're two jack trippers and a Chrissy
The new three's company
It's ok when it's in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
The area's grey in a one, two three-way
Fellas
Get ready
To impress a chick
Helicopter d*ck, go!
Hellicopter d*ck
Helicopter d*ck
To impress a chick
Helicopter d*ck
And all of that was ok
'cuz it was in a three-way
It's quite clear when you see the instant replay
Maybe two is enough
That's what they'll say
But we'll say, "hell no"
It's a one, two, three-way
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
the lonely island - after party
After the club is the after party.
After the party is the hotel lobby.
And after that you know it's diamond crisp.
And after that I say excuse me miss.
And after that, we go back to the room.
And after that she's gonna leave real soon.
And after that I crack one more beer.
And after that I just stare in the mirror.
And after that I start freaking out.
What the hell am I doing with my life?
Call up my mom and get my cry on.
I order room service, get my apple pie on.
And after that I just walk the streets.
A homeless dude throws up on my feet.
And I see just how pointless life is.
Full on existential crisis.
Tear off my clothes and scream to the sky.
Fall to my knees and I ask out why.
This night life is killing me.
I think I'm losing my mind.
I yearn to fly yet I see crystalline tears in my dreams.
After that I drive into the hills and trade my car for a bottle of pills.
And after that I'm on a vision quest.
Put my mind body and soul to the test.
And after that, I meet my totem spirit.
It's a rattle snake so I have to kill it.
And I drink all it's blood and steal it's powers, and I slither around in the dirt for hours.
And after that I start jerking off.
Up on a mountain jerking off.
Down by the river jerking off.
And that's when I had my epiphany.
You can't spend your whole life jerkin off.
And after that, I'm going back to the city.
This night life is killing me.
No more jerkin off.
He only knows what's in store, crystalline tears for me no more.
And after that, I clean up my life, join AA to make it right.
And after that, I get my 30-day chip.
And after that, I go celibate
And after that, I'm a whole new man.
Brew kombucha in my hybrid van.
I give my life to meditation.
Then sleep with a whore at a Greyhound station.
Then after that, I have a full relapse.
Lose my hand in a game of craps.
And after that everyone calls me claw.
And after that I work for Tim McGraw.
And after that I pass out in the sewer.
Meet a giant fish, fuck its brains out.
And after that, I feel this change.
No one but my self to blame, nothing in my heart but pain.
Next week we're gonna do it again.
This night life's caused most in me.
I'm back to jerkin off.
I tried but could not break free, crystalline tears return to me.
Better in the club then he moved to the hills.
Then he freaked out and drank snake blood.
Got himself clean, now back in the club, and that's what happened in this song.
(After the club is after party.
After the party is the hotel lobby.
Stuck in a cycle, I just can't win. And after that it all happens again.)
Crystalline tears.
This playboy life's too much for me.
(After the club is after party.
After the party is the hotel lobby.
Stuck in a cycle, I just can't win. And after that it all happens again.)
the lonely island - attracted to us
White girls!
You are attracted to us!
Black girls!
You are attracted to us!
Asian girls!
You are attracted to us!
Latinas!
You are attracted to us!
Attracted to us!
But you're never gonna get it
Never never gonna get it
No you're never gonna get it
Because we're shy, we're shy, we're shy
We're all so shy
You're never gonna get it
We're so sweet and shy
All you pretty girls
We know you want our bodies
But we're more the introspective types
Yea yea yea yea
But you're never gonna get it
Never never gonna get it
No you're never gonna get it
Because we're shy, we're shy, we're shy
We're nice and shy
You're never gonna get it
We're polite and shy
Nerdy girls!
You are attracted to us!
Oh-My-God girls!
You are attracted to us!
My hippy-dippy girls!
You are attracted to us!
Cha-cha-cha girls!
You are attracted to us!
Space girls!
You are attracted to us!
And in your face girls!
You are attracted to us!
Cause we are shy
the lonely island - bing bong brothers
You, might, like, our penises
Hey girl, from over here your butt looks soft
Maybe if I could touch it, I could tell if it's soft
Tell me if it's soft, cause I'd really like to touch it
And then I'll show you my penis (you guys)
And then I'll show you my penis (you guys)
And then I'll show you my penis (you guys)
You, might, like, my penis
Hey pretty girl, did you go to college?
Did you get your B.A., with all that knowledge?
I like your boobies, in your shirt
Please let me show you my penis (mmmm)
Please let me show you my penis (aoww)
Please let me show you my penis (mmmm)
You, might, like, my penis
(OHH!) Look at our penises
(OHH!) Look at our penises
(UHH!) Look at our penises
(UHH!) You, will, like, our penises
I, will, look, at your vagina
the lonely island - boombox
Imagine in your mind a post country club,
The stuffy old money, where the poor get snubbed,
The spread is bland: sauerkraut and boiled goose
There's no way these people will ever cut loose
But then I walk in the room, hold my boom box high,
And what happened next will blow your mind...
Everything got out of control,
The music was so entrancing,
Everyone got out on the floor,
It was a bunch of old, white people dancing.
Now picture, if you will, a bunch of businessmen,
Stuffed in the boardroom like pigs in a pen.
The ties around their necks are like a hangman's noose,
In the middle of the table there's a boiled goose.
The old people smell makes you wanna puke in the sink,
These dudes'll never dance, yeah, that's what you think!
I stride in the room, all young and hip,
Hold up my boom box, and say "Listen to this:"
Then everyone started to move,
People rejoiced, instead of financing.
Their preconceived notions were shattered,
By the super-old white people dancing.
The Big Apple, where people never dance,
Spirits go down while profits expand.
The cops saw the dealers, who's got the juice?
The street vendors peddling their boiled goose.
So many types of people, they'll never get along,
'Til I bust out my boom box and play this song:
The music washed away all their hate,
And society started advancing,
Every demographic was represented,
It was a Rainbow Coalition of dancing.
Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves,
I saw a Spanish guy doing the Bartman.
Transport now to an old folks' home,
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones.
The orderlies are stealing - there's no excuse!
Every day for lunch they eat boiled goose.
So I grab my boom box and hit the turbo bass,
And what happened next was a total disgrace.
Everybody started having sex!
The music was way too powerful!
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits!
It was disgusting, to say the least.
A boom box can change the world,
But you gotta know your limits with a boom box.
And this was a cautionary tale,
A BOOM BOX IS NOT A TOY!
the lonely island - cool guys don t look at explosions
Intro (Samberg):
It seems like these days the whole world's on fire.
Things keep blowin' the hell up,...
And while all those rubberneckers and looky loos stand slackjawed starin,
The real men have the nuts to walk away.
Song:
Cool guys don't look at explosions
They blow things up and then walk away
Who's got time to watch an explosion?
Because cool guys have errands that they have to walk to..
Keep walkin', keep shinin'
Don't look back keep on walkin'
Keep struttin' slow motion
The more you ignore it, the cooler you look
Samberg:
Ladies & gentlemen, please join me in welcoming..
Mr. Neil Diamond!
Will Ferrell:
ha ha ha....Where are we?!
Cool guys don't look at explosions
They stride for it in their diamond covered boots
They wear jumpsuits with glitter and rhinestones
And walk away in slow motion..
Keep walkin, you're cruisin..
Cherry Cherry...Sweet Caroline..
Denzel walks...
Will Smith walks...
Mark Wahlberg is wearin a hat!
Samberg:
Going solo....JJ Abrams!
JJ Abrams solo
Yeah!
Okay.
Because,
Cool guys don't look at explosions,
Walk fast from the roaring explosion,
And don't think about the people you killed
2...3...4!
x2AAAHHHHHHHHHHH
the lonely island - dick in a box
Hey girl
I've got somethin real important to give you
So just sit down, and listen
Girl you know we've been together, such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready, to lay it on the line (WOWWWW)
You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what's on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside - it's my dick in a box (it's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin real
Wanna get you somethin from the heart
Somethin special girl
[Chorus]
It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin (yeah)
And I got just the one
Somethin to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
One - cut a hole in a box
Two - put your junk in that box
Three - ake her open the box
And that's the way you do it
[Chorus]
It's my dick in a box!! .. My dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Midday at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box
Yeah well well well well well well well...
My dick in a box, my dick in a box, my dick in a box!
the lonely island - i just had sex
(Andy Samberg)
Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon!)
You don't know how to express yourself, so
(And Lonely Island!)
You just gotta sing
(Akon)
I just had sex (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I just had see-eeay-ee-ex
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past
(Samberg)
Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (Yeah)
It felt so good when I did it with my penis (Yeah)
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened
Having sex should make a nice man out the meanest
(Jorma Taccone)
Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
If I had to describe the feelin', it was the best
When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done
(Samberg)
Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
(Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing)
Nice of any girl ever (Now sing)
I just had sex (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I wanna tell the world
To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
(Doesn't really make sense) But man, screw it
(I ain't one to argue with a good thing)
She could be my wife!
(That good?)
The best thirty seconds of my life
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' girl's better
Plus she let me wear my chain
And my turtleneck sweaters
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
She kept lookin' at her watch (Doesn't matter, had sex!)
But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter, had sex!)
I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter, had sex!)
She put a bag on my head (Still counts!)
I just had sex (Ay)
And my dreams came true
(Dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me
I just had se-eeee-ex (Everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (We all had sex! )
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had se-ay-eeee-ex (I just had sex)
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-havin'-seeex ways of the past
the lonely island - i throw it on the ground
I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of the system
Man! Pump that garbage in another man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude said, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!
I don't need your handouts!
I'm an adult!
Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of the system
My dad's not a phone!
DUH!
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
What you want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an ADULT!
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
GROUND!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
Man!
the lonely island - i m on a boat
Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
Then you're sure not me-oh
Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)
the lonely island - incredibad
Noow let's take a trip down memory lane
Back to junior high school were it all began
Three bad lil kids raising hell at school
We were just thirteen straight acting a fool
Everyday after class kiv's house was the spot
Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught
Best friends, blood brothers, yo we one and the same
Till one faithful after when everything changed
One day playing punch out up in kiv's room
The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom
Looked out the back window saw a pillar of smoke
Yo your backyard is smashed, man this isn't a joke
Yo lets go check this out man, oh what was that? oh I bet lets go
All the smoke and debris led us straight to the basement
Yo what the hell is that? man it looks like a spaceship
We all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wide
And a little green dude stepped out from inside
He said, " I'm from mars and I come in peace,
I have something to ask and it's not discrete
There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix
And you three kids are the ones who can heal it
But were just thirteen man what can we do
Umm, how should I put this I think we should screw - what?
On my home planet we can no longer breed
I've been sent to self-recept so we can store your seed
Storing our seed, yo I think he means sex
Man I'm a virgin, we all all bet
I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes
Ah, what should we do now it's spreading it's thighs
You'll be heroes in my planet
But why us three?
You're the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust me
Yo should we do it? man I dunno know, yo I say we put it to a vote
All in favor say I, "I"
Ok we're in, - cool
Who should go first?
I have three depositories to capture your burst
Wait so at the same time? yeah that's what I was thinking
Here some whine coolers lets get you boys drinking
We pouted the drink and started getting tipsy
Then took our positions and started getting frisky
One in the front and two in the back
Had him locked up like a Chinese finger trap
Keep humping away my wife and family thank you
I'm about to explode yo son me too
Three way climax! best friends forever
What a pleasure to lost our virginities together - yeah
Andy Jorm Akiv you've saved my race
Your reward is one wish then I'll go back to space
We looked at each other, didn't have to talk
Knew exactly what we wanted before he took off
Mr. Alien sir, for what it's worth
We wanna be the greatest fake MCs on earth
Your wish is granted and thanks again
I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friends
What happened today was both incredible and bad
Therefore your name is Incredibad
the lonely island - jack sparrow
[Andy]
Here we go
Uh, lonely island, michael bolton (michael: yeah)
The night starts now
Together on the track
The boys are back
The night starts now
Night starts now, baby, roll with us
Chickies snappin' at the neck when we rollin' up (michael: rollin'up!)
Club front doors ain't no holdin' up
Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck (michael: come on!)
[Jorma]
Ladies shifty eyed
When we walk into the set,
Fuck the fellas lookin' jealous
Play that back and get wet (michael: yeah yeah)
Three pound in my waist shank in my sock
You either get cut get stuffed or get shot
[Michael]
This is the tale of captain jack sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas (andy: what?)
A mystical quest to the isle of tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
[Akiva]
Yeah, that was kinda weird but we're back in the club
Buyin' out the bar so the groupies show us love (michael: keira knightley!)
Motherfucking ice man
I'm the top gunna
Heater on blast
I'm the number one stunna (michael: jack sparrow!)
[Andy]
Watch it girl cause I ain't your mister nice guy
More like the meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy
All dressed up with nowhere to run
I know I make you feel crazy with the horn
(michael: now back to the good part!!!)
[Michael]
From the day he was born
He yearned for adventure (andy: no!)
Oh captain jack (jorma: yeah)
Givin' them what for
He's the pauper of the surf
The jester of tortuga
But in davy jones locker
What lies in store? (akiva: yeah, we've seen the movie)
[Andy]
Put your hands in the air
And say hell yeah c'mon
[Michael]
Captain jack (andy: what?)
Johnny depp (andy: no)
[Jorma]
From the front to the back
Saying we count stacks c'mon
[Michael]
Davy jones (jorma: nope)
Giant squid (jorma: wrong)
[Akiva]
Michael bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up
[Michael]
Roger that let me try it with another film (andy: wait)
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is forrest gump
(andy: not better)
Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
I give jenny all my love (akiva: come on)
Okay, then I'm a legal aid
Erin brockovich is my name (akiva: oh god)
Then you can call me scarface
Snortin' mountains of cocaine (andy: close enough.)
You cockroaches wanna play rough?
Okay, I'm reloaded! Ha ha!
This is the tale of tony montana
This is the tale!
Cubano flame
With miami nuts
Got a basehead wife
Her womb is polluted
This whole town's a pussy
Just waiting to get fucked
Just waiting to get fucked! (andy: okay it turns out michael bolton is a major cinephile)
You complete me (andy: yeah, yeah okay)
the lonely island - jizz in my pants
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we've got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change
I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna play by check
Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense
I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO
ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
Cuz I
JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in
my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)
the lonely island - lazy sunday
Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doin (Hello?)
What up, Parns? (Yo Samberg, what's crackin?)
You thinkin what I'm thinkin? (NARNIA!) Man it's happenin
(But first my hunger pangs are stickin like duct tape)
Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes
(No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings)
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gossling {*echoes*}
(TWO!) No six! (No twelve!) BAKERS DOZEN!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin!
(Yo where's the movie playin?) Upper Westside dude
(Well let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route!)
I prefer MapQuest (that's a good one too)
Google Maps is the best (true dat) DOUBLE TRUE!
68th to Broadway (step on it sucker)
What'cha wanna do Chris? (SNACK ATTACK MOTHERFUCKER!)
Hit The Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia
Yes The Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia
We love The Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia
Pass The Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia
Yo stop at the deli, the theater's overpriced
(You got the backpack?) Gonna pack it up nice
(Don't want security to get suspicious!)
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious!
(Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough)
Girl acted like she'd never seen a ten befo'
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HAMILTONS BABY
Throw the snacks in the bag (and I'm a ghost like Swayze)
(Roll up to the theater) ticket buyin, what we're handlin
(You can call us Aaron Burr) from the way we're droppin Hamiltons
(Now parked in our seats, movie trivia's the illest)
What "Friends" alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
(We answered so fast it was scary)
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed MATTHEW PERRY!
Now quiet in the theater or it's gonna get tragic
(We're about to get taken to a dream world of magic!)
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