MELHORES MÚSICAS / MAIS TOCADAS
steel panther - 17 girls in a row
I fucked 17 girls in a row last night and 10 of them gave me head
I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill
to clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I did
The very next day I told the guys,
they flipped me off and said that's all lies
Got to admit I was a little peaved,
Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe
I fucked seventeen
Seventeen girls in a row
What a dirty hoe
I banged 17 girls in the grocery store and never lost my erection, no
They had to mop all sperm in aisle 3
and some poop in the produce sex-sex-sex-tion, stinky
When I told the boys in the band
they said motherfucker, you're out of your fucking head
I don't lie about the girls I screw,
they're all so jealous 'cause they know it's true
I fucked seventeen
Seventeen girls in a row, yes I, yes I did
Seventeen girls in a row
Seventeen girls, I shoot my blanks in every hole
Seventeen girls in a row
When I was done, they were begging for more
I fucked 17 girls at the trailer park down in Memphis, Tennessee
I whipped out my dick and they got on their knees,
like they were all getting ready to pray
Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am,
then I praised the Lord like Billy Graham
Hell, maybe where I'm gonna go,
but when we get there I'm pretty sure the Devil will know
I fucked seventeen
Seventeen girls in a row
Sweet, young, juicy pussy
I fucked seventeen girls in a row
Hop on that cameltoe
I fucked seventeen girls in a row
steel panther - asian hooker
I'm in Tokyo
looking for a Ho
Tried to score some blow
but I don't speak Japanese
Find a geisha girl
Take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my dick
And the bitch is on her knees
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
smells like sushi
Asian Hooker!
Hot little motherfucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!
I'm in South Korea
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That's why it hurts when I go pee
I feel like a jerk
cuz my dick won't work
It's like i got punched in the nuts
by a dude who knows Thai-chi
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
smells like sushi
Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother fucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!
Hey, I'm the man with a plan
I'm fuckin' going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just fucking hookers in the can
Fuck the rest of the band
I'm fucking going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I'm fuckin gonna be the man!
Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother fucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!
I want them Asian
Hookers!
Let's fuck some Asian
Hookers!!!!
steel panther - community property
I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know
I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly gay
'Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property
You're the only girl that I like to screw
When I'm not on the road
When I come home, my dinner's made
And the front lawn is mowed
I'll kiss your mouth
Even after you swallow my load
'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do, for you
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property
I wanna make it clear
So you retain it
My dick's a free spirit
And you can't restrain it
No, you just can't chain it down
I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you and I can't
Help but fondle my meat
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat
'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong is community property
Yeah, yeah, yeah
steel panther - critter
If you love your lady then here's some good advice
If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice
If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast
So do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her ass
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck that lady right
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
She won't put up a fight
If you're at the strip joint hanging out with the guys
When you get a table dance just look her in the eyes
Tell her that she's ugly and treat her really mean
She'd really want to fuck you 'cause strippers have low self esteem
Then you can
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck that dancer girl
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Just like Ron Jeremy would
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Use your spit for lube
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Screw her poopie too
Don't be retarded, you've gotta listen to my song (to this song)
Don't be afraid to get some penis on your tongue
Hit her in the shitter
Gotta treat her like a critter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck fuck yeah
Treat her like a critter
Woah, she really likes it
Treat her like a critter
Yeah, my littles slut girl
Treat her like a critter
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
She likes it in the ass
Ooh yeah yeah yeah
steel panther - death to all but metal
Alright!
Yeah!
C-c-come on!
Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall
Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre
They can suck each other just because they're gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!"
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy-doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not worth the crust on my underwear
Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe?
Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Kills those fucking fuckheads who programme MTV
They can suck my ass with all the record companies
Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt
Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crowe
They can kiss each other on the camel toe
50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
steel panther - eatin ain t cheatin
Woah!!!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha!!!
Woah!!
I went down on her last night
From what i understand baby thats alright
I didn't screw her and thats the truth but i eat that vagina through and through
She rocked my stick and i blew my load
But right after, honey, i came home
I love you better than all the rest but eating out weekly i can't resist
So if you want to come with me, i'll show you what i mean
Eatin ain't cheatin
I don't know what your talking about
Eatin ain't cheatin
You should know that sucking ain't fucking
Eatin ain't cheatin
Now i'm just a man in a band
I'm eatin out the bitches as fast as i can
Licky clitty clitty
Tonging that twat
Its finger licking good
Baby why should i stop
If you want to have a seat i'll clear a place on my face yeah
Eatin ain't cheatin
I'm backstage only using my mouth
Eatin ain't cheatin
Baby munchings jusy lunching yeah
Uhhhhh (licking sound)
Ummmm Yeah
Now Licky!!!!!
(Guitar Solo)
It doesn't make me unfaith unless i'm laying down the cable (cable cable)
Ahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Eatin ain't cheatin
You should know sucking ain't fucking
Eating ain't cheatin
I'm telling all the girls around the world
Eatin
Eatin ain't cheatin
Eatin
Eatin ain't cheatin
steel panther - eyes of a panther
Here we go
Whoa
ooo whooa
shes looking good, from head to toe
she looking all posh yea
shes ready to blow
got teeth like razors and claws like knives
she's ready to pounce on your ass
you know you want some more
shes got the eyes of a panther
shes got lips like Satan
shes got the eyes of a panther
soon we'll be mating
shes got the eyes of a panther
she making you crazy like a cat in heat
she running her claws down your back whoa under the sheets
shes on the town meow
jaws ready to snap
like a game of cat and mouse
your caught in a trap
shes got the eyes of a panther
and lips are like a you yea
shes got the eyes of a panther
gonna be her chow yea
shes got the eyes of a panther
she said don't be afraid
of heavy metal
don't be afraid to rock,to rock, to rock
she said don't be afraid now, so i
wont
your hot in the shadows
but you can here her breath
your hearts pounding like a bass drum boom boom boom
and it unbeats your death death death meow
she sorts you down with a paw
then she walks away
she wants to be another slacker
she wants to be your prey
be your prey
shes got the eyes of a panther
shes got lips like Satan
shes got the eyes of a panther
there be no escaping
shes got the eyes of a panther
she got lies
she got eye
she got lies
she get teeth like razors
eye likes lasers
shes ready to pounce
your in danger
she got lies
steel panther - fat girl
I saw her drinking beer
Eatin peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate and i knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie
She was a friend Jenny Creggs
She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs
I know your hungry
I can see it in your eyes
Cause your looking at me like i'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!
Woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows
Woooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Fat girl
She everthing i wanted and more
Fat girl
She can't fit through the door
woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows
I want to prove to you my feelings are for really
So i'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah
I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin yeaaaahhhhh
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Fat girl
Is riding my jock again
Fat girl
is snacking on my cock againnnnnnnn
(ouch don't bite)
(Guitar solo)
My friends keep telling me i must be going blind
Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind yeeahhh
Even though some people point and laugh at us
You can kick their ass cause your bigger than a busssssssssssss
Fat girl
I can't believe your eating again
Fat girl
Where does your neck begin
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Fat girl
Put my hotdog into your heart
Fat girl
Your really really tons of fat
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Your my fat fat girl
You know i really love you
Cause you my fat fat girl
Woahhh
Come here baby where you going
(mooooo)
Your a cow
Come here baby hey
I love you
Ican't live without you
I can't live without you
Come here
Come here
(animal noises)
Its like a jungle in my apartment dude look at all those hot bitches and that one fat girl
steel panther - girl from oklahoma
Well, I bet you never guessed
When you came to the show
You'd be getting on the bus with me
And doing some blow
your mama's in the parking lot
Looking for you
She's gonna find you when I'm done
All covered with goo
Oooh, mama's little girl got all sticky
Hair on your nipples
Zits on your box
In Oklahoma city
You're considered a fox
What did you have to do
For that backstage pass
'Cause I found a Poison laminate inside of your ass
So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
The driver says we're leaving
Come morning light
Spit out that retainer and do me right
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
yeah that's it
Aaah, you're a good girl
I wanna thank you for the loving
That you spread over me
I'll be singing about you
On the next CD
And you won't have to wonder
If you caught VD
You'll be screaming my name
When you sit down to pee
Hey Michael Starr you motherfucker
Whoa, whoa
So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
I'm hopped on Cialis
And you're high as a kite
I know it tastes infected
But I think it's alright
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
All around the world
There's a hundred billion stupid girls
Just like you
Just begging for nuts to chew
So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
Your daddy's looking for me
And he's ready to fight
The Driver says we're leaving
Come morning light
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
I'm hopped up on Cialis
And you're high as a kite
I know it tastes infected
But I think it's alright
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
Come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
The driver says we're leaving
Come morning light
Spit out that retainer
And do me right
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
steel panther - gold-digging whore
Don't you go buyin' her dinner
Don't you buy her Gucci shoes
If it comes down to you or a pile of cash
I can tell you what she's gonna choose
The girl's gotta have 22 inch rims
On her brand new Mercades Benz
She's gonna suck all the money from your bank account
Then she'll fuck all your friends
She'll do a gangbang with your friends, yeah
She's a gold-digging whore
She's a gold-digging whore
She's a gold-digging whore
Don't you go saying you love her
That's something that you're gonna regret
She's gonna take you for a ride and then she'll bury your ass
Underneath a mountain of debt
So don't you go calling her sweetheart
Or giving her a big old rock
You're gonna turn around and catch her at the whisky bar
Sucking George Clooney's cock
Then you'll be in for a shock
She's a gold-digging whore
But atleast you'll wanna fuck her some more
She's a gold-digging whore
She's a gold-digger
She's a gold-digger
Watch her bank account get bigger and bigger
She's a gold-digger
She's a gold-digger
Fucking all the white guys and all the Persians
She's a gold-digging whore
There's a half a dozen girls you could be dating
But this one's gonna ruin your credit rating
G-O-L-D D-I-G-G-I-N-G W-H-O-R-E (I love you baby)
G-O-L-D D-I-G-G-I-N-G W-H-O-R-E
Everybody knows she's a gold-digging whore
She's a gold-digging whore
She's a cum guzzlin' sperm burpin' yellow belly money grubbin'
Making your wallet sore
She's a gold-digging whore
You can find her at the Prada store
She's a gold-digging whore
She's a gold-digger
She's a gold-digger
Just like all the others hanging out at the bar
She's a gold-digger
She's a gold-digger
Only 98% of the stinky ones are
She's a gold-digging whore
Just like your mom
She's a gold-digging whore
Let me hear you retards spell it out
G-O-L-D-D-I-G-G-I-N-G-W-H-O-R-E
steel panther - hell s on fire
Its so fucking hot in here
But the devil doesn't care
The front row will be dripping wet
But satan won't even break a sweat
He's in the car corning up the heat
Burning my hands burning my feet
Some cool lemonade would hit the spot cause it really really really really really hot
Hell's on fire
Burning your body right to the core
Hell's on fire
You can fry an egg on the floor
mmmm i like 'em scrambled
Lets get drunk and smoke some pot
I want to party with Bon Scott
Randy Rhodes and John Bohnam too
Its a heavy metal party and were waiting for you
Hell's on fire
The devil's hungry and he's eating light
Hell's on fire
Frying a fillet soul tonight
So hot
So hot
My skin is turing red
So hot
So hot
Good thing were already dead
(Guitar Solo)
Hell's on fire
Hell's on fire
Hell's on fire
Were burnining burning burning burning burning burn
Hell's on fire
Erif on slleh
steel panther - i like drugs
Last night, I got so high
I think I had sex with the cable guy
Well I'll admit, it would've been funny,
But, that pole smoker stole all my drug money
I buy chronic every week or so
But I do it when I'm really really high on blow
I'm wide awake, but it's hard to count
I paid $1100 dollars for a quarter ounce!
I like drugs but they don't like me
My brain cells seem to disagree
I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs but they don't like me
I was pounding some bitch the other night
Rolling on E man, feeling alright
When I was high she was hotter than heck
But I woke up to a face that looked like Shrek
I get high, that ain't no lie
But I can't afford another friggin DUI
Doctor says "stop, or you'll be dying"
I was gonna, but then you said you were buying
I like drugs but they don't like me
It's always better, when they're free!
I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they don't like me
No they don't!
Don't try and stop me, I can't be saved... oh yeah
If I die tonight at least my balls are shaved
Can you necro-feel-it!
Aw yeah, I Like Drugs
I do it when I'm chillin'
Aw yeah, I Like Drugs
I've even snorted penicillin... Ahhh come on! come on! come on!
If I can crush it - It goes up my nose
If it's smack I'll shoot it in between my toes
How old am I? Nobody knows!
My surgeon is my dealer so my age never shows!
Vicodin, valium, Percocet and crack,
Everybody scream Heavy Metal's back!
I like drugs but the don't like me!
I like drugs but the don't like me
I'm driving right now to the next party
I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they don't like me!
Michael: Oh shit man, I'm getting pulled over again...
Ah, I better chug these beers, where's those pills shit?
Cop: Sir do you realize you were going 25mph on the freeway back there?
Michael: Well what's the fucking speed limit? 15 mph?
Cop: Smart Ass! Sir do you have any Warrants?
Michael: I got their first CD, but you can't have it! Later!
Cop: I got a 5150 on a 2112, I'm following a 1984 yellow Camaro.
Suspect looks like a chubby David Lee Roth...
Scratch that, more like a skinny version of Vince Neil!
Michael: You can't catch me! 'Cause I'm too fast
Hey man, give me three dude!
I tought I said three
I tought I said two
What the fuck is going on..?
Stop it man! Fuck!
Hey, where's... where's... where's my... Hey! Where's my bong dude? Fuck...
steel panther - i want pussy
I like it hot, I like it young, I like it wrapped around my tongue
I like it shaved, I like it clean, so hold the cheese if you know what I mean
I wanna hit it, I wanna tap it, I wanna pull it and twist it and slap it
I like it tight around my pinky, you know I hate it when the pink get stinky
Pussy, pussy, pussy
I Want Pussy
Pussy, pussy, pussy
Give me Pussy
You like to touch it, you like to show it, you like when my face is right below it
You want a cock, or maybe two, to fuck your cookie 'till you're black and blue
I'll stick it in, or better yet, I'll put your pictures on the internet
So everyone in the world can see the dirty slut that you turned out to be
Pussy, pussy, pussy
We Want Pussy
Pussy, pussy, pussy
Give us Pussy
Pussy, pussy, pussy
We Want Pussy
Solo
Alright everybody, are you ready to spell it out with me, the lead singer?
Everybody put your hands together let's do it together now, here we go, we're goin
P-U-S-Y
P-U-S-Y
Everybody!
(Hey Michael!) What? (Pussy is spelled "p-u-s-s-y" not "p-u-s-y") Aw fuck man! Alright, hey guys, one more "S" comin' up!
P-U-S-S-Y
P-U-S-S-Y
P-U-S-S-Y
P-U-S-S-Y
Pussy, pussy, pussy
We Want Pussy
Pussy, pussy, pussy
Give us Pussy
steel panther - if you really, really love me
f you really, really, really, really love me
Then you really, really, really gotta show me
Don't whine when I put it in your booty
Or if I'm up all night playing Call of Duty
Never hassle me because I'm an unemployed
If I sleep all day don't get annoyed
Then I'll know that you really, really, really
Really, really, really, really love me
If you really, really love me
If you really truly wanna make me feel nice
Make it so, I don't ever have to ask twice
Let me have the keys to your mercedes
Don't get mad when I bring home some ladies
If I get fat and look like an egg
Lie to me and tell me I'm in great shape
Then I'll know that you really, really, really
Really, really, really love me
If you wonder what I did with the rent
Just consider it money well spent
I bought trunks and a new surfboard
To just go tell you dumb landlord
That you love me
Really, really love me
If I have sex with your friend Melanie
Don't act like it's some kind of felony
It's not uncommon for this kind of infidelity
It happens to a lot of guys like Tiger Woods and me
Just be happy that I'm hung like a horse
And you, kitty, to ride the pony of course
'Cause I really, really, really, really
Really, really, really fond of you too.
When you think it's really suckie girl
All your friends say you're a lucky girl
Got a man who's hot, you say
All the girls wanna be with me
'Cause they love me
Really, really love me. Yes, they do
If you really, really, really, really, really love me
You never make me hang out with the family
Your mom sucks and your dad really hates me
When I try to borrow money he berates me
Your mom thinks I'm too old for you, 'cause you're 19 and I'm 52
You can't see that you really, really, really
Really, really, really love me.
You really, really, really, really
Really, really, really, really love me
If you really, really love me
steel panther - in the future
It is the future... year 6969
Somewhere out in megaspace, the pelozees of
The lesbodyke nebula, in order to continue
Breeding after removal from the
Universe their last remaining enemy,
Men, created the pil - penile
Impregnation lingumbot
Rezark sp a prototype pil, accidentally launched
Into chrono-space during the hyperfiber wars,
Has programmed a self
Replicating evo-loop and drifts for a kilo-year,
Alone and sentient in a
Tele-operative trajectory above planet three-s:
Formerly known as earth
Lowering his astrogate to planet three-s,
Rezark sp, the last surviving
Chrononaut, has a bad case of bluballsium
And one thing on his hydro-mind:
Pussy!
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