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smosh - boxman
so let me tell you how this all came to be
I'm doin' this here rap for your safety
so all you kids don't mess up like me
and be disowned by your family
so check it, this is how it all began
I was chillin', eatin' some raisin bran
I decided it was time to get a tan
so I grabbed my scissors and then I ran
I forgot my house was two stories tall
I missed the first step and began to fall
What happened next I could not recall
I was impaled by the scissors and thats not all
I thought I could get some help on the street
I got run over by a fucking Jeep
the rest of this mess I will not repeat
to help keep your lunch, I've been discrete
(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man)
I woke up in a strange location
some dirty bum had an explanation
apparently he had no education
he turned my body into an abomination
he said he found me on the road nearly dead
it was necessary he fix my torso and my head
he had no human parts so he used a box instead
the news was so overwhelming that I fled
(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man)
[yo, what's up homie, you know that boxman?
yeah, he used to be a part of my clique
yeah, well what about now?
I don't know man, he can suck my --]
it's hard to live with a body of cardboard
you'd think with this cute smile I'd be adored
but since the accident I've always been ignored
I trust one day that my hope will be restored
I'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me
but of course no girl likes a guy made of tree
I get so desperate that a cry and I plea
I'd even take a fat girl to a tolerable degree
I guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me
hey, at least I ain't Mary-Kate or Ashley
if I ever want to travel across the sea
I disguise myself as a package and fly for free
Well the moral of the story is airfare's expensive as hell
so that's the end of my tale, so long, and farewell
(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) (x3)
smosh - boxman for president
My name is boxman, I'm runnin for pres
I know I'm gonna win cause i'm better than the rest
I'm here to fix the U.S. so don't get stressed
And I'm the best dressed, but I digress
The North to the South to the East to the West
America will look like less of a mess
McCain's not the best, I must confess
Now let me try to express my detest
1 He's bald and stanky
2 He's old and cranky
3 He's got hair on his back
4 He smokes a lot of crack
As you can see, John McCain is a joke
He's in his mid 70s, he's bound to have a stroke
The other candidates will feel the pain
When I blaze the trail with my campaign
Boxman is runnin for president
Boxman is the number one candidate
Boxman will give McCain Chicken pox
Boxman is the only man in a box
Barack Obama's not the right choice either
If it was up to me you'd vote for neither
Both McCain and Obama should get the axe
Just let me tell you these Obama facts
1 He's got a chubby belly
2 His pits are really smelly
3 Osama's his brother
4 He slept with my mother
So please make the right choice and vote for me
You'll see I'll fix the 'E'conomy
I guarantee health care would be free
And every day of your life would be filled with glee
Now let's talk about the war in Iraq
And how we're wasting our time with that crap
It'd be faster with my new policy
To just nuke each enemy country
Boxman is runnin for president
Boxman is the number one candidate
Boxman will steal Obama's socks
Boxman is the only man in a box
Let's stop wasting money on education
And quit spending cash on transportation
Let's focus on something for the population
Like the eradication of constipation
So when it comes time for you to choose
Which candidate will wear the president's shoes
You'll vote for me and I'll tell you why
Cause my vice president is this guy
smosh - boxman s christmas
all I hear about is christmas spirit
f--- that s---, man, i don't wanna hear it
christmas as a box sucks and i fear it
not this time, i'm not gonna be near it
i need to find a way to get away from it all
the mountains would probably be a good call
only snow and trees is what i recall
i need to get there fast. oh s---, there's a wall
I'll tell you why I hate this time of the year
last christmas my family came to spread cheer
they gave me a bunch of gifts that teased me
none of the presents were aimed to please me
so that's why christmas is spent by myself
no more santa and his f---ing elf
but now i've reached my destination
and i can have fun without hesitation
(boxman / boxman's christmas / it's the boxman christmas / boxman christmas / boxman christmas)
hey man, why'd you hit my girlfriend for?
want me to flatten you, use you as a floor?
no, no, no, i was just trying to have fun
oh, you have a bat? well, i have a gun
calm down guys, no need to fight
i can give ya'll some --- tonight
that sounds pretty good, my hoe is right
yeah that's a great way to settle this plight
just hurry up and get into our ride
there is even some free candy inside
hey now, what are those shirts you're wearing
and what are those box cutters you're bearing
it was your kind that changed our life, you see
our family we killed in a box factory
now we'll remove you from history
look over there, i think i see bruce lee
now you see the kind of crap i go through
but now i look at life with a different view
my faith in my family's been rebuilt
at least they won't try to get me killed
smosh - boxman s girlfriend
There was this one time not too long ago
I saw this one girl that made my heart explode
She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho
If I made her my girl, my life would be whole
I've never spoken to her, not even a word
I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd
But believe me I've tried, but to no avail
When I flirt with girls, I always fail
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman can't get a girlfriend
He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend
It's about time that I face my fears
Or I'll regret this for years and years
Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl...
Hey there Boxman, my name is pretty girl
Oh wait, i'm sorry, i'm not good at this
...You smell that? it smells like piss
Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee
Will you please go on a date with me?
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman just got a girlfriend
Even after pissing his pants, Boxman just got a girlfriend
Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot
You know that kinda thing will get you shot
Humans and boxes just don't intertwine
I could have you arrested for this crime
What's wrong with you man? It's the 21st century
Why you gotta go and act so elementary
I'm human inside, although it doesn't show
Come on baby, lets go
I'm not gonna let people bring me down
Now that's just something that I won't allow
I taught myself that i should just walk away
But then I always throw boiling water in their face
If there's something that I've learned from all this
It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates
But sticking together through thick and thin
And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend
He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend
Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a boyfriend?
smosh - happy cow
Happy cow
Happy cow
Everywhere you go
Happy cow
Happy cow
Take it to and fro
Happy cow
Happy cow
Follows you all day
Happy cow
Happy cow
Play, play, play, play
Happy cow
Happy cow
Better than the rest
Cuz happy cow...
Is da best!
smosh - hardcore max
His name is max and he's going to school
He doesn't wear a helmet 'cause he's so cool
He keeps his helmet on his bars
Darts out randomly in front of cars
Talks on his phone while rollin' down the street
He even has a girlfriend, isn't that sweet!?
He hits on chicks even if they're skanky
He smells his pits and they're hella stinky!
Ok, i just need to clarify one mother f---ing thing, max is a bad *** mother f---er, if you dont f---ing believe me, then look at his mother f---ing helmet on his mother f---ing handlebars, holy s--- that guy is hardcore! oh yeah, and he swears a s---load, and everyone knows that's f---ing awesome!
What's this? is this is a hardcore part? yeah!! just like max!
His name is max!
He doesn't wear a helmet!
He keeps it on his handlebar!
He's failing all his classes!
And he's only... 10!?
What? i thought he was like 26. so you're telling me that i wrote this badass song about a ten year old!?
You know what? i don't care if he's 10, or 50, or even a friggin' baby, he's still more hardcore than i'll ever be, and i'm 32!
Wait, max! watch out for your helmet!
Max didn't wear his helmet
Now he has suffered a concussion
And he will be in a coma for the next three weeks
But it was worth it because
Helmets make you look really geeky.
Why do i sound like a bad a rip-off
Of the red hot chili peppers?
smosh - i lost my hair
I've been unlucky in love and so disanchanted
I screwed it all up and took you for granted
Hair...
I wish you never were not there.
Can't get a job and nobody loves me
Used to have friends, but not I'm so lonely
Hair...
I hope you know that I still care.
Hair, you make me feel so complete
If you'd come back, I'd grow you down to my feet
Even fat girls won't look at me on the street
I swear...
I'd do it all for some more hair.
Motorists beware
'cause I might blind you with my glare
Life's so unfair
I really miss my sweet ass hair
I don't mean my "ass hair"
I should've put a hyphen there...
smosh - meat in your mouth
You're playing games
and need someting to chew.
You're super hungry
so what do I do?
I put the meat in your mouth
I put the meat in your mouth
You know you love it
when I put that meat in your mouth
You're out on a date
macking on some stew.
Your girl's super picky
so what do you do?
You put that mat in her mouth
You put that meat in her mouth
First dates always great
when you put that meat in her mouth
Her mom got mad
cause you were out too late
Said " be back by midnigt"
now she's really irate
Put that meat in her mouth
Put that meat in her mouth
Moms always love
getting that meat in their mouths
You're chilling with the dudes
and the game's almost through
the pizza never came
so what do you do?
you put that meat in their mouth
you put that meat in their mouth
Dudes love other dudes
putting that meat in their mouths
When you're home all alone
and want to try something new,
You look down at your meat
What do you do?
You put that meat in your mouth
You put that meat in your mouth
smosh - milky milkshake
Milky milkshake
(milky milkshake)
Milky milkshake.
Dancing with my milkshake, baby, oh, yeah.
I'm dancing with my milkshake.
Oh, I love my milky, milky shake.
Baby.
Milky milkshake.
(milky milkshake)
Milky milkshake.
Shaking my milk milk baby.
Shaking my milkshake on the dance floor baby.
Milky milkshake.
(milky milkshake)
Milkshakes are my favorite things in the world. one time, I drank 5 of them, then I hurled. milkshakes make me super happy. if they didn't exist, that would be crappy!
Milky milkshake
(milky milkshake)
Milky milkshake.
Oh, my milkshake
Milky milkshake
(milk milkshake)
Oooh, my milkshake
Milky milkshake
(oh, give me, baby)
Milkshakes are my favorite things in the world. one time, I drank 5 of them, then I hurled. milkshakes make me super happy. if they didn't exist, that would be crappy!
Milky milkshake
(milky milkshake)
Milky milkshake.
(ooh, give me that milkshake)
Milky milkshake
Oh, my milkshake
Oh, I'm shaking my milkshake
Milk milkshake
(oh, give me that milkshake)
smosh - most epic vacation ever
Feet in the sand
Sunglasses on my face
Hat on my head,
I'm in Surf City
I'm in Surf City!
Watch me playing my miniature golf
Get it in the hole,
Panthers biting my hand,
It hurts,
Tiki man humping just for fun,
Feeding dolphins out of my hand cause I can
CANNON PENIS!
This tiki man's biting off my head,
Skee ball is fun!
Even though I'm really bad at it!
I am on a pirate ship
I'm going to kill you!
I'm in front of the ocean,
Now I'm in the ocean!
Oh my God, this pizza is amazing!
Surf Boards!
Why do I suck so much at Skee Ball?
Ice Cream!
Vacation Over!
smosh - parents
The greatest thing ever just happened to me
(you see!) take that, mom, you can't tell me how to be
I'm livin' on my own and I've got no rules
Yeah, I rule my own house and I'll tell you what I'll do (ha!)
First, I'll grab some milk; drink straight from the jug
Then grab a sandwich, eat it butt-naked on the rug
All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack...
"only eat one, young man" f**k that! I'll snack 'til I yack !
No more parents! no more rules! yeah, nice try, mom, but
I ain't no fool
No more bath time! no more hugs! and if I feel like it,
I will crap on the rug.
No more mommy! no more dad! livin' on my own; most fun
I've ever had
I'm eatin' cookies for breakfast 'cause I don't give a f**k
Shoot your squirties in the air and scream "parents suck!"
My parents ain't around to tell me what
I can't say, so I yell "f**k" "s**t" and "darn" every day.
My parents ain't around to tell me what to do, so
I leave the door open while I take a big poo
My parents ain't around to make me mow the lawn, instead
I'll watch dirty vids with the volume on
My parents ain't around to say
I can't watch certain flicks. they didn't let me watch bambi,
what a bunch of dicks!
No more parents! no more rules! yeah, nice try, mom, but
I ain't no fool
No more bath time! no more hugs!
And if we feel like it, we will crap on the rug.
No more mommy! no more dad! finally
I can wear my skanky top that I had
I'm eatin' shards of glass 'cause I don't give a f**k!
Shoot your squirties in the air and scream "parents suck"!
No one to make me clean my room each day of the week
No one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my cheek
No one to zip my jacket when it's cold outside
No one to tell me to take my insulin when I'm 'bout die
No one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house
No one to cuddle at night when I'm scared of a mouse
No one to tell me to not take candy from strangers
No one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers
smosh - sex ed rocks
There comes a time in every mans life
when he grows hair where it used to be bare
I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
Because periods suck (and commas rule!)
This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!
Chorus:
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)
And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second this is not about sports
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts
Chorus:
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
Your body is growing
You will get hairy
Your puny voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink
You'll get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day
smosh - teleporting fat guy
Well, I'm the...
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
Fat guy!
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
Fat guy!
I get back from time,
I got my power glove,
Burt Renolds stole it from me,
Got it back,
Teleporting fat guy,
He's teleporting,
And he's so damn fat,
Yeah, I am,
Teleporting fat guy
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
Fat guy!
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting,
Fat guy!
Punch Burt Renolds right in the face,
Made him look like such a disgrace,
Ian: (There's another bus stop down the street)
Cause I'm the teleporting,
Teleporting fat guy,
Punch you in the back guy,
I'm from outer space,
Teleporting fat guy,
Teleporting fat guy
Teleporting fat guy,
With a cool mustache
smosh - the legend of zelda rap
Yeah my name is link, man, I'm more well known than lil wayne
Oh you thought my name was zelda? that's a f**king girl's name!
I've saved the world like fifteen times and and saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice
"hey, look, listen" hey, look, listen, you f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant katy perry
I think it's time I got some recognition, don't you think?
Legend of zelda? screw that! legend of link.
'cause he's the l to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even evel knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
I'll break all your pots and I best not hear your bitchin'
I've got the triforce of courage, bitch! so you better listen (that's right)
I'm called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in castle town
Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumbass ganon all the way to argentina
'cause he's the l to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even evel knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the north pole?
Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his marriage annulled.
You really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight? (ha-ha!)
The "uggs and skirt" fad is so 2008!
Oh snap, it's ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape, lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no soul and you look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?
You think zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.
Yeah, she's sick of your little deku nuts and your girly fairy face
L-I-n-k? more like l-I-n-gay.
Man, you should've been aborted, just like the jersey shore
It's a damn lie you told about zelda 'cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to rule hyrule
'cause today will be the day known as "the day you got schooled"
'cause he's the l to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even evel knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is free of evil
smosh - transformers rap
I'll tell you 'bout one day when I was young, I was flippin through the channels when I saw something on, something about robots that destroy each other, it made me want to go blow up my mother.
Oooh, Anthony is not alone, it made me wanna go blow up my home, originally I did that and your point? I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme!
If you didn't get what were talkin' about, we're talkin' 'bout the most amazing thing around, if you think the transformers, you was right cause everybody knows that they hella tight!
Transformers creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap, they told us that the script was full of nonsense! I bet that you thought I was gonna say crap cause it rhymes with rap, but I'm better than that!!
Transformers WILL punch you in the face
Transformers WON'T do the macarena
Transformers always say no to drugs
Transformers: robots in disguise
They don't even need to use a glock, they can take you down with their electric shock! Harder than a body slam from the rock but not as much as a slap from my--hand!
Oooh, have you heard about optimus prime? Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime, if your booty's gettin hot and it keeps getting hotter, he'll turn into a firetruck and spray you with water!
Optimus knows how to use his hose, he be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes, stuffin pixie stix right through his nose, until his nose unloads and explodes busloads!
Oooh, right now we switch it up, like when decepticon kicked autobot butt! And, thunderblast is a slut--what? sh-she is.
Transformers WILL find a cure for death.
Transformers WON'T do your algebra.
Transformers are against terrorism!
Transformers: robots in disguise
The dopest parties are thrown by the autobots, disco dancin' and chicks hella hot! They got moves like you ain't never got! No weed, no spank, no crap, no game!
They don't need their stuff to keep their party insane, moves so whack that you can't explain, dancing's so crazy that'll melt your brain, moves that decepticon's can never obtain, hear that Megatron? You ain't got no game! Autobots, throw it up! Makin it a game! You fight to contain the shame you've obtained, Optimus will take you out with a megaballame!(wtf?)
Transformers don't give a damn what you all say, TRANSFORMERS, hit the club like, every day! TRANSFORMERS blow things up with satisfaction, they blow up in your face like a chain reaction!
Transformers WILL run for president
Transformers WON'T dress for halloween
Transformers hardcore since '84
Transformers.
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