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cheech & chong - basketball jones featuring tyrone shoelaces
Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones
Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo
Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones
Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin'
In fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhood
Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball
And I loved that basketball
I took that basketball with me everywhere I went
That basketball was like a basketball to me
I even put that basketball underneath my pillow
Maybe that's why I can't sleep at night
I need help, ladies and gentlemens
I need someone to stand beside me
I need, I need someone to set a pick for me at the free-throw line of life
Someone I can pass to
Someone to hit the open man on the give-and-go
And not end up in the popcorn machine
So cheerleaders, help me out
{cheerleaders sing repeatedly...}
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones)
(I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo)
{while Tyrone Shoelaces sings/speaks...}
Oh, that sounds so sweet
Sing it out
C'mon Coach Booty, Red Blazer, sing along with me
That be bad, honky
Yeah
I want everybody in the whole stadium to stand up and sing with us
Oh yeah, sing it out like you're proud
All right, everybody watchin' coast-to-coast, sing along with us
Bill Russell, sing along with us
Chick Hearn, sing along with us
Chris Schenkel, don't sing nothin'
Oh, it feels so good
Gimme the ball
I'll go one-on-one against the world, left-handed
I could stuff it from center court with my toes
I could jump on top of the backboard, take off a quarter, leave fifteen cents change I
could, I could dribble behind my back I got more moves than Ex-Lax I'm bad I could
dribble with my tongue Here I go down court, try to stop me You can't stop me 'cause I
got a Basketball Jones Here I come That's my hook shot with my eyebrow Yeah, I could
dunk it with my nose I'm, I'm bad as King Kong, gimme the ball I'm hot, I'm hot as...,
I'm hot as..., I'm hot as... uh Uh, uh, uh, uh
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
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cheech & chong - born in east la
(Cheech:)
Took a walk to the corner store
Just to buy a loaf of bread and a box of s`mores
Up pulled a guy in a yellow van
Shiny gold badge flashing in his hand
(Chong:)
He said, alright all you mohuddles down here
I want you all to hit the floor
I got one thing to ask you and nothing more
So answer in English, if you can
Where were ya born, man
(Cheech:)
Huh? Where was I born?
(Chong:)
That`s right, I said
Where were ya born?
(Cheech:)
Hey, are you one of those dudes who do horoscopes, man
Hey, I`m a Cancer with a bad moon rising
(Chong:)
Look here Alfago, watch my lips
Where were ya born?
(Cheech:)
I was BORN IN EAST L.A.
Man, I was BORN IN EAST L.A.
(Chong:)
Oh yeah, you were BORN IN EAST L.A.
Let`s see your green card
(Cheech:)
Huh? Green card?
I`m from East LA
(Chong:)
Alright, then who`s President of the United States
(Cheech:)
Oh, that`s easy, man
That guy that used to be on Death Valley Days, John Wayne
(Chong:)
Alright, let`s go, come on
(Cheech:)
Next thing I know, I`m in a foreign land
People talkin so fast, I couldn`t understand
There was nobody there to lend a helping hand
I was cold, it was dark where is a burger stand
I want to go back to East LA
I wish I was back in East LA
I don`t belong here in downtown T.J.
Cause I was born in East LA, ole
I crawled under barbed wire, swam across a stream
Rode in six different trucks packed like a sardine
Walked all day in the burning sun
Now I know what it`s like to be born to run
Up ahead was the promised land
Shining like a star just beyond my hand
All I could see was a golden door
I looked up, a sign said five billion sold
And I was back in East LA
Yes, I was back in East LA
You know I`m never gonna stray
Cause I was born in East LA, oh LA
(adlibs with I'm a low rider rocker in East LA, oh LA)
EAST LA!!!
cheech & chong - dave
(Soft knocks at the door)
Chong: Who is it?
Cheech: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
(More knocks)
Chong: Who is it?
Cheech: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.
Chong: Who?
Cheech: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
(More knocks)
Chong: Who is it?
Cheech: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
Chong: Who?
Cheech: Dave, man. Open up.
Chong: Dave?
Cheech: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
Chong: Dave's not here.
Cheech: No, man, I'm Dave, man.
(Sharp knocks at the door)
Cheech: Hey, c'mon, man.
Chong: Who is it?
Cheech: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.
Chong: Who?
Cheech: Dave, man. Open up.
Chong: Dave?
Cheech: Yeah, Dave.
Chong: Dave's not here.
Cheech: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you...
(More knocks)
Cheech: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.
Chong: Who is it?
Cheech: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave!
Chong: Who?
Cheech: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!
Chong: Dave?
Cheech: Yeah, Dave!
Chong: Dave?
Cheech: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?
Chong: Dave's not here.
cheech & chong - earache my eye
My mamma talk'in to me, try'in to tell me how to live
but I don't listen to her cause my head is like a sieve.
My daddy, he disowned me cause I wear my sister's clothes,
He caught me in the bathroom in a pair of pantyhose.
My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team,
for wearing high heeled sneakers and acting like a queen.
The world's comin to an end, I don't even care!
as long as I can have a limo and my orange hair.
And it don't bother me if people think I'm funny,
cause I'm a big rock star and I'm making lots of money.
Money, Money Money, Money! MONEY!! MONEY!!! AHHHhhhhhh-
Hahahaha........
I'm so bloody rich! Haha Haha ha ha........
I own apartment buildings and shopping centers! Ahh Haha ha.....
I only know three chords, Hahaha ha ha.......
Watch me now! Hahahahaha!!!!! ! ! !
cheech & chong - framed
I was sitting in the coffee shop
Just minding my own affair
When all of a sudden, this
Policeman caught me unaware
Said, is your name Pedro
I says, yeah, I guess so
Said, then come with me cause
You're the man we been looking for
I said, hey, man
I been framed
Hey, no, really, man
I was framed
Aw, I never do nothing wrong, man
But every time I get the blame
I been framed
They put me in the lineup
And let the bright lights shine
There was ten poor dudes like me
Standing in that line
I knew I was the victim
Of somebody's evil plan
When this scroungy looking dude
Came up and said, yeah
That's him, man
Hey, wait a minute, man
I been framed, man
Aw, listen to me, judge
I was framed
I never do nothing wrong
But every time I get the blame
Hey, I been framed
Then the prosecuting attorney
Started prosecuting on me
That dude gave me the first
Second, and third degree
He said where were you
On the night of July 29
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I said, man, I was home in bed
He said, judge, that man's lying
I said wait a minute, man
I was framed, man
Hey, judge, listen to me, man
Really, you gotta believe me
I been framed, man
I never do nothing wrong
But every time I get the blame
Oh, I was framed
Now look, I deny the charges
Of having any weed
And I also deny the charges
Of taking any speed
I deny the charges
Of selling any grass
But when the judge
Looked down and said guilty
I said, judge, you can kiss my
Framed
Judge, I'm telling you the truth
I was framed, man
I never do nothing wrong
But every time I get the blame
Hey, I was framed
Oh, framed
You gotta believe me, judge
That wasn't even my stuff
I was holding it for a friend, man
Could this face life, man
Oh, come on, judge
Don't send me to camp, man
I just got my car fixed, man
Look, I just got a new
Tattoo and everything, man
Oh, man, what a bummer, man
Oh, come on, judge
Gimme a break, please
Aw, judge, come on, man
Don't take me away, I was framed
Man, really I been framed
cheech & chong - i ran over the taco bell dog
I was drivin' around in Old Mexico.
I got lost didn't know what way to go.
I was confused, It was late and I was in the fog,
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
I felt that smoosh and I said oh Mama.
My lowrider squished that little Chihuahua.
I pray for forgiveness and I sin to my god.
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
If I am caught they will lock me in a cell with 20 locks.
Unless I can pin it on Jack in The Box.
I'll be wipped then beaten and then I will be flogged.
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
His last words were yakey aro el medico.
I flattened that pup, to hell I will go.
I should have not gone driving and went for a jog.
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
cheech & chong - lowrider
All my friends drive a lowrider.
The low-ride-r is a little higher
low-rid-er, drives a little slower
low-rid-er is a little colder
low-rid-er knows every street yea
low-rid-er doesnt wanna meet ya
low-rid-er dont use no gas
low-rid-er dont drive to fast
take a little trip take a little trip take a little trip to see
take a little trip take a little trip take a little trip with me
cheech & chong - mexican-american
Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.
Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and Chima
and have a son in law named jeff.
Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.
Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school
and they take spanish and get a B.
Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their
Nena's and their Neno's........ Nano Nano Nena Nono!
Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the
dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....
"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?"
cheech & chong - reefer song
One sunny day I was riding my bike and smoking a joint coz that's what I like,
a policeman stopped me and began to stare and he said hey sonny what you smoking there ?
I said it's a reefer do you want some policeman ?
It's a reefer do you want a blast ?
It's a reefer do you want some policeman or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass ?
Well he put me in his car and he left my bike and took my reefer which he quite liked,
We got to the station and his eyes were all red and the Seargent said, constable your outta your head,
He said yeah it's a reefer do you want some Seargent?
It's a reefer do you want a blast ?
It's a reefer do you want some Seargent or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass ?
Well he suspended the constable for his little joke and he went to the bathroom to have a little toke,
when he got back and rolled another 8 and they were being past round every copper in the place,
Well I sold to ounces and 1/16th and they had rolled the biggest joint that world has ever seen,
and they all sang together
It's a reefer do you want some mindless ?
It's a reefer do you want a blast ?
It's a reefer do you want some mindless ?
Thanks for your company and thanks for the grass.
cheech & chong - sister mary elephant
TEACHER:
Good morning, class. Good morning, class. Class? Class!? SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you.
As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation. However she does send her love, at least fingerpaintings, and desk club she`s making. I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant.
Class, attention. Attention, class! Class? SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you.
Young man, now give me that knife. Thank you.
Now class, you all know who I am, so let`s find out who you are.
Class? Class!? SHUT UP!!!!!
CHONG:
Far out, man!
TEACHER:
Thank you.
Now class, Sister Rosetta has informed me that your assignment for the last two months has been to write an essay in titled How I Spent My Summer Vacation. Who would like to read theirs before the class?
Class? Class!? Cla-- SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you.
Young man in the first row, stand up, state your name, and read your essay.
STUDENT:
Who me?
TEACHER:
Yes. Read your essay, please!
STUDENT:
Uh, I don`t have it finished yet.
TEACHER:
Well then, read what you have, young man!
STUDENT:
Okay. The first day on my vacation, what I did on my summer vacation, the first day on my vacation, I woke up. Then, I went downtown to a quiet job. Then I hung out in front of the drugstore. The second day on my summer vacation, I woke up, then I went downtown to look for a job. Then I hung out in front of the drugstore. The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up...
TEACHER:
Now that`s fine, young man!
STUDENT :
...Then I went downtown to look for a job...
TEACHER:
Now that`s fine, young man!
STUDENT :
...Then I got a job, keeping people from here and out in front of the drugstore. The fourth day on my...
TEACHER:
Young man? Young man? Young man!? SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you.
Now class, I have a surprise for you! I`m going to read you some poems out of this lovely book of poetry. The sun kisses the morning skies. The birds kiss the butterflies. The dew kisses the morning grass. Class? Class!? Cla-- WAKE UP!!!!!
CHONG:
I gotta go to the can, man!
cheech & chong - the reefer song
One sunny day I was riding my bike
And smokin' a joint cuz that's what I like
A police man stopped me and began to stare
And said "Hey Sonny whatchya smokin there?"
(chorus)
It's a reefer day you want some police man
It's a reefer day to blouse
It's a reefer day you want some police man
Or would you perfer me to shove it up your ass
Well he put me in the car and left my bike
Took my reefer which he quite liked
We got to the station and his eyes were all red
And the Sargent said "Constibal you're outta your head"
He said "YEAHHH"
(chorus)
Well he suspended the constible for his little joke
And when to the bath-a-room to have a little toke
When he got back and rolled another 8
They were being passed around
To every copper in theee place....
Well I sold him 2 oz and one 16
And they rolled the biggest joint..
That the world has everrr seeenn
-and they all sang together-
(chorus)
(thanks for the company and thanks for the grass)
cheech & chong - up in smoke
Up in smoke
Thats where my money goes
In my lungs
and sometimes up my nose
When troubled times
Begin to bother me
I take a toke
and all my cares
Go up in smoke
Up in smoke
Donde todos es libre
There are no signs
Que dice no fumer
So I roll un bomber
Y me doy, un buen toke-ay
Y despues I choke
Y todos mis cares
Go up in smoke
Come on let's go get high
Up in smoke
That's where I wanna be
'Cause when I'm high
The world below
Don't bother me
When life begins
To be one long
and dangerous road
I take a toke
and all my cares
Go up in smoke
cheech & chong - what if god smoked cannabis
If god had long hair and a goatee
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out
Would you buy his story
Would you believe he had an eye infection?
And yeah yeah god looks baked
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribes to rolling stone
If god made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So theyâ??d be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering
And yeah yeah god rolls great
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl
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